Ryder

Girl With One Eye in my pants (Florence and the Machine)

All of them.

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Old member, here... Hi! I'm Andy, a 24 year old (25 next month) Aussie gay guy. I ride a loud and shiny motorbike, surf very occasionally, play PC games from time to time, abuse cardboard targets with arrows, spend way too much time reading books on piracy throughout history, used to be a super heavy drinker until I started taking antidepressants a few weeks ago, and absolutely love classic cars and muscle cars. I drive my dream car - a '81 Chrysler Valiant CM Regal 265 Hemi, the last of the Valiants and an Aussie classic. His name is Hercules and he is my pride and joy. I don't have much of a life and my car is my entire world - with a life of depression I consider the car my life-support system, so I just have to mention it. I write an absolute ton of M/M smut, but don't share much of it - and the few bits I do share is only shared through my signature on various forums I frequent, so nobody actually reads it anyway. I started writing when I was a teenager because I had no friends, no boyfriend to play out my fantasies with, and writing worked (to some extent) as a temporary escape from a life of serious depression and utter suicidal loneliness, so an audience was never important for my writing. Though, sadly that all still applies. I love fantasy, dark fantasy, post-apocalyptic and science-fiction settings, and generally steer clear of anything involving real-world settings or anything even slightly reminiscent of real life situations and dramas. So... that's me.

Well, I've gone through a couple of names here. First it was AusyAndy because my name is Andy, and I'm an Aussie. I have generally been using that name everywhere for the past 10 years. A while ago I started using Ark on a gaming forum, kind of taking on the persona of one of my characters (or trying to), and had intended to change all my usernames to that, where possible. I finally came up with the perfect name: Rod_Ryder, or shortened to just Ryder if available, as my writing (and anything smut-related) alias. It should not be difficult to figure out what the name means

Simply a way to casually share my smut.

I guess it doesn't really need much explaining, but just in case it does: :drool:

I started writing stories when I was a teenager to combat loneliness and severe depression. Writing was simply the best form of escapsm for me; it was a distraction, keeping my mind busy and at least a little bit excited. I wasn't living a life I wanted to live at all, didn't have any friends or a boyfriend, but I could at least lose myself in my characters' wonderful, exciting, love-filled lives, even if only for a moment. Though I only still write (from time to time) for the exact same reasons I started all those years ago.

How cute. Who said anything about measuring in real life? You're the one that is bringing that up, I'd say you seem almost obsessed with the idea since you made a point to post purely to share that comment. What has specifying a character's length got to do with getting out the tape and measuring your own? And what do you have to be so against it? Do you feel the need to compare yours or are you just so anti-dick that you don't wanna know/read/hear about them? Curious, if you are so against knowing a fictional character's size, or have such a problem with writers mentioning it in their stories, what about a female character's breast size? Do you have the same problem with cup sizes being mentioned in fiction or is that somehow more okay?... It's a normal and important part of the male body, why should it's specs be ignored when all others are not? If I'm writing a smutty story or scene, specifying my character's features in every detail when I introduce him or describe his body gives me a better idea of how he looks and what I can do with him. It has nothing to do with your immature assumption that I must be measuring my own my dick thank you very much, which I don't feel the need to do not that it matters. [By the way; any male that claims they have never measured themselves, at the very least when they were a curious young teen, are lying through their teeth. If you aren't lying then you probably are one of the few men on the planet that hasn't done it for whatever reason, which would in fact not make you the normal ones. It's normal to be curious about things like that, and to own up to it because although you might have a problem with it there's absolutely nothing wrong with knowing how big you are down there. Unless you're ashamed of your body.][And FYI: Ones length is actually also an important part of hooking up with gay men, as much as any other aspect of ones appearance might be for straight people when looking for a fuck (eg; breast size is a consideration) so I don't think you should be insulting about a normal thing that you somehow think isn't.] We're done here. Thanks for your valuable insight, though.