whatISinsane?

I would appreciate an epic story, but would be satisfied with a one-shot(barely). My idea would be of Sakura going to find Naruto instead of Sasuke, after Naruto sleeps out all night. Naruto would come on to Haku and not care that he was a boy. Sakura would find them in a compromising position(aka, Naruto giving or recieving oral, anal, or any other form of affection) and talk her way into the action. I think a true threesome would be one in which no hole was left unplugged(if you catch my drift). The story could end there but should you go for a longer epic, I would like to see a pregnant Sakura retiring form team 7 and seeing Haku in her place. Sakura wouldn't know who's child it was, but both guys would step up. Perhaps they get back to Konoha and to maintain appearances, one of the guys would go out with Hinata while in reality it would turn into a foursome. I would like to request Zabuza being killed while Naruto asks Haku to be his weapon if Zabuza no longer has any use for him. Perhaps the child could even be a blend of all 3 of them by some strange side-effect of the Kyuubi's presence on Naruto's sperm? Just my crazy mind going everywhere, but my urges will eventually lead me to write this fic myself(probably in a year or two) if noone wants to have a go at it. Later.

Hello I have a fully written Bloodrayne 2 story that needs a little assurance. I consider myself a realistic writer, although some of the situations in my story are a little exagerated for the enjoyment of the reader. Unfortunately, I am a bit of a perfectionist and I just can't have my story hitting the racks with just my own shine to it, I need another. I am looking for someone(hopefully a female as they know how a woman's body truely functions) to evaluate the story and make suggestions on changes. I will also use this as a sort of test run to determine what readers really like to read about. I would appreciate any response.