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Hmmm, turning the tables on the blackmailers. Interesting, yet highly unethical for the hero to be doing. :\ Also, if the hero turned his blackmail of the original blackmailers over to the cops, he would get arrested, as blackmail is illegal. No offense, but it sounds as if you might be writing yourself into a corner Ninja.

Hmm, creative ways for her to break free of being blackmailed eh? Given the circumstances of her capture, it's going to be a bit of a challenge. On the one hand, if the heroic colleague shows the tape to their boss, she stands to be fired, on the other hand, it may ruin the girl's reputation within the company. Talk about a big ethical problem. :-\

"Let Me Go" in my pants!! roflmfao!!!!!!!

I would go with a romantically inclined male co-worker. Who knows that he is better for her than anything her captors say. :\

Yea, there is that idea. I had a few lines from Slash's Sinners fanfic but I deleted them. The only one I recall is "He had to ignore the temptation, dear gods the temptation." I think that little excerpt is from when he's in the Desert in Hoenn.

That is exactly where I'm having issues in my sex scene right now. I mean, I can write hot little interludes just fine no problem. But a full on sex scene is tough without being highly repetitive.

Normally, I would be open to others adding chapters, but I didn't want people to fuck with it at all, I assume that most everybody here is rather respectful of others and their fics, but currently, I'm only looking at 2 people who could help me with writing my sex scene. SlashFirestorm and WotanAnubis.

Well I have specific images and moods but getting them from my brain into my fingertips is the real issue here. >_>

Jut out of curiosity, would visualizing everything I want to do to Alexis, were she real, be of any help?

Speaking of politics: President Bush -- "Saddam has sillybuggers of mass destruction." President Bush during the 2004 Presidential Debate -- "I mis-dis-pronounciated a sillybugger." Damn, I can't think of any other Bush-isms. HALP!!

While I do have an excellent imagination, for some reason, I just feel weird writing sex scenes. Sure I can write small sex scenes with ease, but full scale makes me feel weird.

Why would I look at gay porn!? You do know I'm not gay, right? o_0

*dodges the yaoi pics* *shudders* ugh! This is likely to stir up some trouble. hehehe *chucks the guy who plays Edward Cullen and watches from the sidelines at a safe distance of 200 yards with a high powered set of binoculars* hehehe

"To sillybugger, or not to sillybugger. That is the question." -- Shakespeare's "Hamlet" "The only thing we have to sillybugger, is sillybugger itself." -- FDR "Ask not what your sillybugger can do for you, but, what you can do for your sillybugger." -- JFK "Fourscore and seven sillybuggers ago..." -- Abraham Lincoln "I have a sillybugger." -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. rofl "This sillybugger is no more. It has ceased to sillybugger." -- Monty Python's Flying Circus "Parrot Sketch" "SILLYBUGGER!" -- Monty Python's Flying Circus "Albatross Sketch" "What do you mean "UGH!"? I DON'T LIKE SILLYBUGGER!" -- Monty Python's Flying Circus "Spam Sketch" "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH SILLYBUGGER!" -- Monty Python's Flying Circus "Spanish Inquisition Sketch" lmfao

o_0 0_o O_0 0_O o_O O_o o_o O_O Care to elaborate a bit more on that?

"Don't look a gift sillybugger in the mouth." -- Unknown

Rukia? She's flat as hell! Faye I can understand as well as Sango. Isn't Haruko from FLCL? Granted she may be a bit kinky, but the chance of me getting whacked in the back of the head with a bass is too much with her. And who the hell is Meryl Stryfe?

Well it's rather difficult for me as I'm still a virgin.

Some of you know how to write sex scenes extremely well, while others, like myself, have a difficult time trying to write a well thought out sex scene in their fic. Other than sexy nouns and adjectives, I really could use some pointers on writing a good sex scene. FYI, my fic is M/F, WIP, F/F. Rated Adult+. *points to top two links in sig* Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.

*dodges Chuck Norris and throws a torched dick!* hehehehehe

"I am sorry I am late, it seems my walks have become quite sillybuggerish." -- Monty Python's Flying Circus "This parrot is no more. It has ceased to sillybugger." -- Monty Python's Flying Circus

2. Thou shalt count to three; no more, no less. The number thou shalt count, shall be three; neither count thou two excepting that thou then proceed to three. Three shall be the number thou shalt count. Four shalt thou not count. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT! I think that should be a fairly pointless rule. Let's see if this sparks some activity in here.

This is a song I wrote with the help of my dad a while back, this was during my senior year in high school english during the Anglo-Saxon unit. It's called "Beowulf & Gilgamesh" the chord-to-chord progression is: Am, C, Dm, and E Tempo: slow, like in the Medieval tunes we hear in Knight movies. Verse I Beowulf and Grendel fight in the dead calm of the night Before Grendel's Eyes the shine of shimmering stee and cries behind Chorus Come and fight the mighty foe and tell the tales that we all know Verse II Searching for another fight finds the monster's mother's fright Hrunting now a useless blade he spies a sword the gods had made chorus Verse III the dagger that was drawn did fail against his armour made of mail she sees the magic sword she dreads her life then ends in bloody shreds chorus guitar solo before Verse IV: G, Em, A, C (x4) Verse IV Now another tale for you of Gilgamesh and Enkidu(In-Ka-Du) They journeyed to the land of trees to force Humbaba to his knees chorus Verse V Two warriors out to enhance their fame Humbaba they were going to mame The giant was caught and lied with ease Humbaba's head's now in the trees. chorus and fade out.

Me too. I asked for a hint on AIM. hehehe, and here I am. Nice place eh? Let's take a look around and see what's going down.

"Problem Child" in my pants.