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OMG Thank YOU! I finally found a fiction using this place! WOOT! Progress! Thank you lots!

Searching for another story and I hope I am more successful this time around. This story is a Sasu/Naru fic that begins with Naruto fulfilling a prank of some sort by doing the sexy no jutsu and going to the bar. It is at the bar the he meets this guy, who keeps flirting with him non stop and asks him for his number. Naruto gets peeved, still in his sexy no jutsu form, and gives the guy his number hoping he'll get him off his back. That same night I believe (not entirely sure) Naru goes home to sleep and Sasuke comes to sleep at his crib too on the couch. And that guy from the bar starts ringing up Naruto's phone like crazy! Each time Sasuke picks it up and tells the guy that there isnt any "Naruko here". The last time he simply says "I'm fucking her." Or something to that nature but it was HILARIOUS. What Naruto doesnt find out is that this guy is a missing ninja. And he's given a mission to lure this same guy the very next day by Tsunade and freaks when he recognizes the picture. So he ends up having to go into Sexy no jutsu to do the mission, pretending to be the Missing Nin's girlfriend while Sasuke seethes from the sidelines. Thats as much as I can remember! Hope someone can help!

This is an old fic that starts off in Sasuke's point of view grumbling about how worthless Dobe is. How much he can't stand him but he has no choice but to deal with it. They're both on a mission with some other nameless ninjas, far away when they're suddenly attacked. Brutal battle scene follows shortly after and all are dead except Naruto and Sasuke. From the battle they are terribly damaged with Sasuke suffering from a Jutsu that has sealed his eyes and Naruto from something that has left him completely imobile and unconcious. They are later found by these two women who bring them to the safety of their cabin. These women have ninja fighting abilities and offer them safety while they are injured and Sasuke temporarily blind. He still can't open his eyes and Narutp is still unconcious. All is told from Sasuke's POV as he wakes up and one of the women gives him clothes and how he's worried about Naruto. Total change of tune from how he was behaving in the beginning. At some point in the story, Shino and Shino's dad along with Shika and his dad find them. When they do, they find Sasuke sound a sleep with a broken Naruto, leg curled around him clinging to Naruto for dear life. Shika's dad mutters something about their positions and how it was only a matter of time. They rush Naruto and Sasuke to Konoha, and the last chapter I remember is when Naruto starts dying and Tsunade chasing everyone from the room so she can begin surgery on him and Sasuke (who's still suffering from an eye sealing jutsu) starts wondering what's going on as the beeping of the machine goes off. He's frantically asking about Naruto as he's taken away and while no one else will know, he's crying but he says it feels weird because they can't fall from his eyes. SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THIS STORY!!! PLEASE!

Wow you probably won't believe this...but this is the first story I've been searching for! Sai X Naruto: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3997881/1/Wavelengths Yaaay! Now to find the others.

I am little embarrassed it took me this long just to find this place. I was practically torturing myself with that worthless search engine especially after I lost my old computer. But here I go, I am actually looking for three Naruto yaoi fanfics that I have been searching for FOREVER!!! Some longer than others.... 1. Sai & Naruto: These are rare enough as it is and it's actually the most recently read fic compared to the others I have read. I can't remember exactly how the plot starts out be the story is well written. From what I remember, Sai pays Naruto a visit one day at his apartment and suddenly making a move on him. There are two scenes in which he does this, one of the scenes that stands out significantly is when he straddles Naruto's chest and jerks off in his face. Naruto says something like "Facials weren't all that they were cranked up to be like the pornos". Then there's a scene, in which a confused Naruto who doesn't know what the make of these wild encounters with the inky ninja, goes to speak to Sakura. In this part she dubs Sai 'emotionally retarded' and that Naruto needs to make his intentions clear (whatever they may be). Those are the two things I really remember vividly! 2. Sasuke & Naruto: The details for this story are actually MUCH EASIER to remember but it's an old fic that starts of in Sasuke's point of view grumbling about how worthless Dobe is. They're both on a mission with some other nameless ninjas far away when they're suddenly attacked. I believe a brutal battle scene consues and all are dead except Naruto and Sasuke. From the battle they are terribly damaged with Sasuke suffering from a Jutsu that has sealed his eyes and Naruto from something that has left him completely imobile and unconcious. They are later found by these two women who bring them to the safety of their cabin. They have ninja fighting experience and all is told from Sasuke's POV as he wakes up and she gives him clothes and how he's worried about Naruto. At some point in the story, Shino and Shino's dad along with Shika and his dad find them. When they do, they find Sasuke sound a sleep with a broken Naruto, leg curled around him clinging to Naruto for dear life. Shika's dad mutters something about their positions and how it was only a matter of time. They rush Naruto and Sasuke to Konoha, and the last chapter I remember is when Naruto starts dying and Tsunade chasing everyone from the room so she can begin surgery on him and Sasuke (who's still suffering from an eye sealing jutsu) starts wondering what's going on as the beeping of the machine goes off. He's frantically asking about Naruto as he's taken away and while no one else will know, he's crying but he says it feels weird because they can't fall from his eyes. 3. Sasuke Naruto Neji Now I am going to be honest, the details are so hazy for this fic I think I am dreaming it all up to begin with. I can't even tell you who was the main pairing or the final set up, most likely Naruto and Sasuke but Neji's presence plays a big role. I can only remember that this story focuses on a time period when Sasuke has been brought back to Konoha (maybe he came of his own volition?) and there is a decision made that he will remain under intense house arrest at the Uchiha Manor. The story revolves around this, as Naruto doesn't even acknowledge Sasuke's return and refuses to be one of the Anbu sent to survelliance the Uchiha. It is Neji, I believe, that is in charge of Sasuke's supervision. At points in the story, Sasuke tries to make a civil attempt at making conversation with Neji by asking him where is Naruto. I think he asks because he notices whenever Neji gets off duty Naruto's like outside the Uchiha grounds waiting for him (He and Neji are good friends). Thank you, I really hope Someone can help me find these fics. I would really love to read it all over again.