I actually like the "throw off the cliff" part, hehe. As to het...well, this isn't exactly a het game. You have to have an answer for both the female and male choices, whether you're male or female, so it's actually pretty bi, isn't it? And I know what you mean about not liking any of the choices given, lol. Anyway! From the characters you gave as choices, I'd...
Males:
Marry Young Tom Riddle--because I'd really, really like to hope that I won't be on Voldy's death list when Tom Riddle ages into him. And because Young Tom Riddle's hot. Wait, by young do you mean the CHILD Tom Riddle? O_O
Date Spike (as in Buffy's Spike?)--because he's cute and he reminds me of Billy Idol.
Dump Wolverine--just because he's not my type.
Females:
Marry Storm--because she's hot and I've always loved her power.
Date Death--because I like this representation of her.
Toss Bellatrix Off a Cliff--because as pretty as she is, I'm not that into crazies.
MY TURN TO GIVE CHOICES, WEEE!!! (LOL)
Males:
Drizzt Do'Urden (Forgotten Realms)
Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Females:
Cattie-Brie (Forgotten Realms)
Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice)
Lara Croft