Why Not Me?
Author: Niwasae
http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600026141
It's posted in the Harry Potter category, and has no mention of anything Harry Potter related, despite the the story being labeled as "complete." The disclaimer is also wrong.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight. Nor do I make any money from this!
Especially since the story seems to be dealing with Twilight and Naruto, not Harry Potter at all.
Sorry if this is in the wrong category, didn't know where to put it. Thanks!!!