How about capitalization? I see numerous examples of capitalizing common nouns, i.e. 'He went to see the Doctor.' if your just going to see a random medical practitioner, shouldn't 'doctor' not be capitalized? As far as I know, the only doctor capitalized that way is one of the Doctors from Dr. Who.
i read this example somewhere else as well and it always makes me laugh
There's a difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.