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  2. So, the corgi who owns me, She Who Is an Agent of Chaos, decided to scare the life out of me this weekend with a marathon of vomiting followed by some bloody stool. She decided to do this at the lake, and only because the daft one was called into work, and left with the car.

    Cue Elderspawn who rode to the rescue on Sunday morning, drove up to collect me, the ailing corgi, and Youngerspawn, so we could camp out at the 24-hour emergency vet for three hours only to be told the vet had to leave, and wouldn’t be able to see us. I am, at this point, in tears.

    We realize our regular vet is now open, because the gods are kind, and so we head there, manage to get seen without an appointment, and head home with meds to await the results of tests today. Of course, we are told not to feed the corgi, which is apparently an Unforgiveable Sin and results in nonstop side-eye and much deep sighing.

    Your kids grow up and are able to do things like drive to your rescue. Your furbabies will be toddlers forever. This morning, I was able to feed the corgi. The bottomless pit cleverly disguised as an adorable fluffbutt picked at her breakfast, a meal normally devoured in 3.7 seconds.

    I’m going to be making chicken and rice for her this afternoon. I know my place.

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Furbabies never leave you either, not really.  This urn will stay on my desk… well, as long as I’m around this house, as it’s close to where he liked to hang out.

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Also, :hug:and hope the furbaby’s feeling better.

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  7. Apologies for not noticing this sooner. I’d suggest keeping it consistent and in context. If you’ve got a (real) friend of the mayor, they go fishing, might be like… > “That’s a beauty.” John pointed at the large striped bass beneath the water. Or in the speech, especially if it’s multiparagraph, you might not need to overly annotate either. > Mayor John Smith spoke. » I’m not a man prone to superstition, therefore, we’ll go ahead with paving over the Indian burial grounds for a Walmart. » This strikes way for progress! Though, suppose in slander, could be “The Mayor’s office has gone to the John”
  8. Author: Sollizyy Title: Flowers for a Vinok, Roses for a Babushka, Poppies for a Grave (title shortened on archive because it is too long) Summary: This is the story of Amvrosiy, a Cossack swordsman. This is the story of him growing from a girl to a man, and of his home and his loved ones who he fights to protect. Feedback: General and critical are welcome! Fandom: Original Pairing: N/A Warnings: micd, oc, mf, mm, trans, violence, wip Solo or chaptered: chaptered (there will be 3 parts) URL: https://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600110395
  9. Hi, everyone. I would like someone to consider writing a fanfic about Lara Croft. Of course it should be an Adult+++ story. However, I would VERY appreciate it if it wasn't a story like the others that are on this site. I'm trying to explain what exactly I have in mind. Most stories contain elements such as humilation, degradation, various BDSM fetishes and rape. Generally speaking, there is always coercion, in the sense that Lara is forced to do some indecent things. And these are exactly the kinds of things that shouldn't be present in the story that I would like to read. Not at all. There is a story, namely "Tomb Raider: The Braid Of Aphrodite -:- By: Muhabba", in this story there is a gangbang scene that I really liked, although there are numerous other elements that I don't like at all but that's not the point. In this scene, Lara is portrayed exactly as I would like her to be. This casual slutiness of Lara was incredibly hot. I would love to read a story like that, a story in which Lara is a willing, incredibly wanton slut. The sluttier the better. BUT!!! Not one who is obsessed with sex and cocks or who actively and desperately looks for opportunities to fuck as much as possible. But someone who doesn't mind WHEN the opportunity arises. And please, no schoolgirl/cheerleader cosplays and no BS like "I'm a naughty girl for you, Daddy" because honestly, I find that sort of thing ridiculous and also pretty creepy. The whole thing should (but doesn't have to) take place in the last reboot, but I'll leave the decision to the author. When it comes to my personal fetishes, it would be really cool if the story included elements like gangbangs with double/triple (or more?) penetration, throat and belly bulging, fisting, cuminflation and bestiality followed by pregnancy but it depends if the author wants to include it at all. If not, then not. A happy ending, a real one, would be the cherry on the cake for Lara. The world is grim enough, at least let Lara be happy in LitPorn.
  10. Marge was getting ready to leave to Homer and Lisa's daddy/daughter date when Bart saw her and ended up seeing her thong. Marge told Bart to forget about what he saw Bart tells her he will if he could fuck her
  11. Keyhole Chapter 6 is up. Summary: After resisting for so long, Buffy finally decides to bring Dawn in on her new exploration of self, giving Dawn her first sexual experience with Spike. https://buffy.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600092235&chapter=6
  12. Keyhole Chapter 6 is up. Summary: After resisting for so long, Buffy finally decides to bring Dawn in on her new exploration of self, giving Dawn her first sexual experience with Spike. https://buffy.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600092235&chapter=6
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    Harry/Fleur small penis

    Real long shot but will anyone ever post the author name or link?
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