magusfang Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 He was a wise man who invented beer -Plato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 9 Most Dangerous Words Used By A Woman ______________________________________________________ 1) FineThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2) Five MinutesIf she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. “Five minutes” is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) NothingThis is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.” 4) Go Ahead.This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 5) Loud SighThis is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “Nothing.”)6) That’s OK.This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s OK” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7) ThanksA woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint, just say, “You’re welcome.” (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot.” Now, that is PURE sarcasm, and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, “You’re welcome” in this scenario because that will bring on a “Whatever.”) 8 ) WhateverThis is a woman’s way of saying “F– YOU!”9) Don’t worry about it. I got it. Another dangerous statement, this means there is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3. Kurahieiritr and Rescue25 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) Edited June 21, 2014 by magusfang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 So went to Doc yesterday and that round my vest stopped a few weeks back tore my rotor cup, so surgery numbe teaenty something... Anyhoo, enough whining, but I saw this this morning while doing my mindless websurf and thought it apt Just sometimes.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) Edited June 22, 2014 by magusfang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Story of my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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magusfang Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 A little situational awareness is never a bad thing! Kurahieiritr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexy68 Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Oh man, that is just WRONG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Don't judge me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 (edited) Seriously thinking about getting a bird! Edited June 25, 2014 by magusfang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Ok, watching Family Guy and Peter tells Lois he wants to "wreck her so bad she looks like an exploded hot pocket!" I wouldn't have minded so much except I was eating a hot pocket at the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 so have a salad every day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 I love the look on the eagles face..."Why is my lunch looking at me like that?" Go get em kitty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Flexy68 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 ok, this explains alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flexy68 Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 That hurts just thinking about it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Ah the things we learned in high school gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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magusfang Posted June 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 There is no problem that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high explosives! Flexy68 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted June 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 So, going to the range next week...any takers Kurahieiritr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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