dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 Of course! Why wouldn't I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonhart29 6 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 Because you're in Alberta? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 We still have Texas toast though. Should I start calling it Alberta toast instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonhart29 6 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 No - let's give credit where credit is due.... Or would that just make my State's ego even bigger? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quamp 0 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 Well, Texas does have a lot to brag about... I wonder: do they have barbeque delivery in Canada like we do down here in Texas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 I'm not sure... I don't know what BBQ delivery is like in Texas. Is it safe to assume that we don't have it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quamp 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 I've never been up there. However, here in Texas, you can get a barbeque meal delivered to your home like a pizza. Does that clarify things a bit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 Yes, a bit. And no, we don't. Should I open such a place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quamp 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 If you think you can make money doing it, sure. You think Dickey's will let you franchise up there? (Dickey's is a Texas barbeque institution, started here in Dallas.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 15, 2007 Maybe, I'd have to look into it. Do I really have time to start a business right now?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest echtrae Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Probably not. Would you actually start the business when you do get the time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 No, probably not... not a food based one anyway. Wouldn't I have to like cooking or food prep to open such a business? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 NO, just have to manage it like Attila the Hun Would Attila have approved? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Of me? I'm sure! Would the staff approve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Heh heh...they'd have to. What sort of torture for those who make mistakes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 It depends on how big the mistake is. Does twenty lashes seem right if the steak is overdone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Only if there's no blood splashing about. How about the old hand held on a hot griddle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 I'm thinking that's for getting the order wrong... you know, they ask for no tomatoes and they get tomatoes... that sort of thing. Any other ideas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 A plethora How bout the old hang em by their thumbs from the overhead spatula rack for not wearing a hair net? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 That is perfection! You're hired! Would you like the company whip, or do you have your own? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 IF mad don't get here first, I'll bring my own. What if they decide to go on strike? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 We lock them in, and take their souls. Does that suit you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That exceptionally long laugh too my breath away. I wonder where such breaths go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 They float around the ether tormenting those who were weak in life. Is that a bit harsh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Only if I forgot to floss. Why does flossing help? (Pain in the butt...mutter muttermutter...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
