Sonnet For Muraki

The best one I've ever heard was: "WOMB FERRET" Doesn't it just make you laugh As a guy, I find the most blunt (cock, dick, penis) or the most general ones ("rubbed his hardness through the thin leather") are the best because anything poetic or too metaphoric just cries out "I'm a girl. Ewwwww you have a peepee" *Cock and kisses from Muraki* He loves you all so much he wants to cut off your heads and put it in his torso...Er, just watch the series ~Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness) xx

I can't believe it's 50/50 so far. I'm a staunch fan of angst 'cos fluff makes me vomit everywhere so I never saw that one coming... Fluff is really hard to avoid for the angst shipper though, I've been trying to keep "He Loves Me Not" completely angsty and fluff keeps rearing its cutsey pink head java script:emoticon('') smilie KiSsEs aND COcK to you all.