quamp

Yes? Leon?

So what's your favorite fruit? (Say Daz, why did you call Madlodger me earlier?) It's got a plot hole big enough to park the Titanic inside.

Bonnie Raitt

No, but I'll do a taste test on the flavored tonguedoms. So who would do a taste test on the condoms?

... I'd make it to the very end just to lose to some buxom blonde bimbo that shakes her boobs in front of the camera a lot. If I were a truck stop...

^ Outside world? What's that? < Walks to train station, rides train to work and back, walks home. < Meets people that way. Not necessarily the best of people though. V Thinks it's beneath his/her station to ride the bus.

... allowed a musical to run based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Spamalot...

Women

Only one of the four is still around. She's 98 now, and about to turn 99. Two of them died last year though. G/NG: Had a relative die in the last five years.

DING! DING! DING! You madam, are correct! Daz?

I haven't either. My mom was a nurse (before she retired.) The doctors never pulled any punches on us. I have never... had a problem with the doctors who have examined me.

"Will you beta read my new Harry Potter Fic? I've got him doing an obvious Mary Sue..."

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to keep my fellow redheads away from you, quamp. FOREVER!"

Similar

... I'd make with the sad puppy eyes until my owner got me a mate. If I were an experimental film...

quamp. After all, his fixation with redheads is...

Guilty. I used to perform magic tricks for friends. G/NG: saw a magic trick and quickly figured out how it was done.

I haven't either. I always thought sex should be paired with some form of emotional committment. I have never... lived in a home with radiators.

Hmm... no. Leon?

I'll bring the glasses. I don't think people would want to drink from the bottle. Who's going to bring the condoms?

^ Actually, I'm in the process of getting one. < Getting a logo for the manga series I'm trying to get published. V Thinks I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting it published.

Marty Feldman

I have to agree here. I'm actually 1/4th Irish (with Scottish, Czech, and a little German thrown in) and none of my Irish ancestors have naturally red hair. I was always taught not to discriminate based on a physical characteristic. It's sad that people in this world are still taught that.

Will you please just can it already!? My, a bit touchy today, are we?

^ Well, I send jokes out, but sometimes they miss their marks. < Has done this sometimes with <'s obscure fandoms. < Once made a reference about Forklift Driver Klaus that < thought was very funny, but nobody else got. V Doesn't want to find out about Forklift Driver Klaus.