FairySlayer

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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Last night, I was adding "heavy cream" to my grocery list, and the two words my phone   
    Last night, I was adding "heavy cream" to my grocery list, and the two words my phone suggested after "heavy" were "breasts" and "balls." Phone, you know me far too well.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.   
    I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.

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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 diffe   
    My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 different cartoons from every era. My thought this morning: “It’s like I was trying to ruin as many childhoods as possible.”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I don’t really get dystopian scifi. Isn’t the real world bad enough? Or is the idea t   
    I don’t really get dystopian scifi. Isn’t the real world bad enough? Or is the idea to make the real world look better by comparison?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I'm working on a Star Vs the Forces of Evil story, and I was amazed when I started   
    So I'm working on a Star Vs the Forces of Evil story, and I was amazed when I started typing the phrase "magical princess from another dimension" -- which I had last typed several months ago -- and my phone actually pulled up the correct next word. At least, up to a point.
    magical
    princess
    from
    another
    recipe
    Good try, phone, good try.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I’ll admit it – I’m transmogriphobic. Shapeshifters give me the willies. I know, I kn   
    I’ll admit it – I’m transmogriphobic. Shapeshifters give me the willies.
    I know, I know, I should get to know some of them before I judge.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I honestly don’t see Trump hanging out with this group.   
    I honestly don’t see Trump hanging out with this group. 

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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Lately, I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly on TV shows) misusing the expression “Divid   
    Lately, I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly on TV shows) misusing the expression “Divide and conquer.” This phrase does NOT mean “Split up to tackle separate tasks.” It means “Separate your enemies from one another so you can more easily overpower them.”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The video system that the Chinese government uses for mass surveillance of its citize   
    The video system that the Chinese government uses for mass surveillance of its citizens is called Skynet. I am not making this up.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Every member of Congress who has been humoring Trump about his election loss for the   
    Every member of Congress who has been humoring Trump about his election loss for the past 2 months had a hand in what happened today.
    I have spoken.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, You know what’s really lame? The biggest reason why I want to get the COVID vaccine i   
    You know what’s really lame? The biggest reason why I want to get the COVID vaccine is that I want to see Wonder Woman 1984 in a movie theater.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, It’s done! 50,000 words. Whew. NaNoWriMo is over. Let PornoWriMo begin!   
    It’s done! 50,000 words. Whew.
    NaNoWriMo is over. Let PornoWriMo begin!
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Next year, I really need to create a trick-or-treater bingo card. Items would include   
    Next year, I really need to create a trick-or-treater bingo card. Items would include
    at least 3 girls dressed as Elsa at least 5 boys dressed as Batman a whole family in themed costumes a mom wearing a decidedly inappropriate costume while escorting her kids around (This year’s was a slutty cop.)
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I think my phone is trying to get rid of me. The other morning, I took it out of my p   
    I think my phone is trying to get rid of me. The other morning, I took it out of my pocket and found that one of my airline apps was open and had gotten a couple of steps into booking me a ticket to Amsterdam.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the   
    After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the help of autocorrect.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up name   
    The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up names to use as website passwords.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Lately, Chrome has been randomly assigning the icons for my frequently visited sites.   
    Lately, Chrome has been randomly assigning the icons for my frequently visited sites. Right now, AFF has the IMDB icon. 
    There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t seem to pry it out.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, It’s been a long while since I’ve had a haircut. I’m starting to look like Doc Brown   
    It’s been a long while since I’ve had a haircut. I’m starting to look like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. Maybe that’s why I’m thinking four-dimensionally.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real: 1. Squirrel Girl: What a   
    Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real:
    1. Squirrel Girl: What are you going to call yourself when you're forty?
    2. Black Panther and Aquaman: Shouldn't you guys be, like, at home settling trade disputes instead of running around in tight pants?
    3. Martian Manhunter: Suspenders with shorts? Is that a Martian thing?
    4. America Chavez: If you just gently poked some cookie dough with your finger, would it make star shapes?
    5. Iron Man: What do you do if you have an itch?
    6. Beast Boy: So, when you turn into an animal, is it always a boy animal?
    7. Wolverine: If you and Vandal Savage got in a fight, which of you do you think would get bored and go home first?
    8. The Flash: Do women actually like the speed thing? Because, you know...
    9. The Thing: Do you think the right moisturizer would help?
    10. Violet Parr: Have you ever searched your own name on a site called Rule34?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, While browsing Paheal, I accidentally clicked on an ad link, and now ads for Eve's To   
    While browsing Paheal, I accidentally clicked on an ad link, and now ads for Eve's Toys are appearing in the middle of news articles when I read them on my phone. Time to clear my cache, methinks.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My evolving list of chores: 1. Clean and polish front door 2. Buy caulk for cabinets   
    My evolving list of chores:
    1. Clean and polish front door
    2. Buy caulk for cabinets
    3. Laundry
    1. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    2. Clean and polish front door
    3. Buy caulk for cabinets
    4. Laundry
    1. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame
    2. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
    3. Clean and polish front door
    4. Buy caulk for cabinets
    5. Laundry
    I’m never gonna get to that laundry.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Ten ways you'll explain to your grandkids all those pictures of you in a face mask. 1   
    Ten ways you'll explain to your grandkids all those pictures of you in a face mask.
    1. "This was right before I fought Goro in the semifinals."
    2. "Unfortunately, our Kickstarter campaign for M*A*S*H: The Musical only collected a dollar eighty-nine."
    3. “Yeah, your gramma really loved it when I’d put on this mask and- You know what, never mind.”
    4. “They used to make all the ugly kids wear these. I hope puberty is kinder to you than it was to me.”
    5. "...an' I did it all with nothin' but my horse, my pearl-handled six-shooter, an' that there mask."
    6. “I could teach you, but be warned: The way of the shinobi is not an easy one.”
    7. “On the up side, I got paid five hundred dollars for being on When Rhinoplasties Go Wrong.”
    8. “This was long before you could just buy a kit to make meth.”
    9. “Safe sex made one hell of a comeback in the 2020s.”
    10. “I tell you, the very last thing you want when you’re fighting zombies is to smash one in the head and get splatter in your mouth.”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I had to go to the post office yesterday. It was surprisingly busy, and it wasn’t eas   
    I had to go to the post office yesterday. It was surprisingly busy, and it wasn’t easy to keep six feet away from everyone (although there were lines of tape on the floor for the folks standing in line). Ahead of me in line, a white man and a Latina woman got into an argument about one of them (I wasn’t sure who) cutting in front of them, and the guy told the woman to “go back to Mexico.” (Never mind that she spoke with an American accent.) Just overhearing that made me feel awful for the next hour. 
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, If you have Netflix and you’re looking for a fun animated series to watch, I’d like t   
    If you have Netflix and you’re looking for a fun animated series to watch, I’d like to recommend Glitch Techs. The main characters are fun and likable (Miko’s way of speaking reminds me a lot of Star Butterfly’s), and the show is full of amusing video game references that even non-fanatics like me get.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Feeling kind of bummed about my legit writing right now. 25 rejections (and counting)   
    Feeling kind of bummed about my legit writing right now. 
    25 rejections (and counting) from agents regarding my first book. Stuck on my second book. No good ideas for my third book.  Why is legit writing so much harder than smut?