FairySlayer

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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta   
    Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
    Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightful   
    My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I’m wondering: When I finish my She-Ra and the Princesses of Power fanfic (God hel   
    So I’m wondering: When I finish my She-Ra and the Princesses of Power fanfic (God help me), should I request a new category for it, or should I post it with the stories from the old She-Ra show? (Last post there was in 2012.)
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I was reading the comments on a news article today, and someone mentioned that in Gre   
    I was reading the comments on a news article today, and someone mentioned that in Greek mythology, the male gods (chiefly Zeus) often lied for sex with women or raped them outright. Then another poster asked, “What if the version of Greek mythology that was passed down to us was the rule 34 fanfic of its time”?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, As we traveled to my brother's place this morning for Thanksgiving, my wife said to e   
    As we traveled to my brother's place this morning for Thanksgiving, my wife said to every shuttle driver and airport worker, "Thank you for working today."
    She's awesome.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My wife euphemistically refers to “Mia: Confessions of a Dickgirl” as my “detective s   
    My wife euphemistically refers to “Mia: Confessions of a Dickgirl” as my “detective story” because it’s about someone with a private dick.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Words I would like to see less often in headlines: “blasts,” “slams,” and “outrages.”   
    Words I would like to see less often in headlines: “blasts,” “slams,” and “outrages.”
    Words I would like to see more often in headlines: “twerks,” “flashes,” and “humps.”
    Of course, I realize that more articles in the second category would probably lead to more in the first. 
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, FYI, googling “Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them” garners 11,500 hits.   
    FYI, googling “Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them” garners 11,500 hits.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone: I start typing “   
    What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone:
    I start typing “bread”; phone suggests “breasts.”
    I start typing “half-and-half”; phone suggests “half-assed.”
    Have I mentioned that no one should ever borrow my phone?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ f   
    Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work. 
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I love my pets, but I think it's creepy when people start acting like their pets are   
    I love my pets, but I think it's creepy when people start acting like their pets are their children. On my commute this morning, I saw a car with a sticker that read, “My child has four paws.” I found myself wondering, if this person were in a burning building and had to choose between rescuing their dachshund or a neighbor's child, which one would they save?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I had 400 words to go on NaNoWriMo, and I couldn’t think of what else to write. Th   
    So I had 400 words to go on NaNoWriMo, and I couldn’t think of what else to write. Then my wife says, “Write a sex scene. You might as well play to your strengths.”
    There is now a sex scene. And I’m at 50,000!
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I had an MRI on my shoulder today, and I have to say, there is nothing like being hel   
    I had an MRI on my shoulder today, and I have to say, there is nothing like being held motionless in a tube for 35 minutes to get you doing serious mental work on your writing projects. Among other things, I figured out what the first scene of my next novel will be, and I worked out the details of the sex scene in the upcoming chapter of “Multiversity.” I should spend more time in tubes.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I start typing: "see you soon" -- phone suggests: "see you naked" I start typing "bab   
    I start typing: "see you soon" -- phone suggests: "see you naked"
    I start typing "baby carrots" -- phone suggests: "babymaker"
    Never, ever borrow my phone.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I’m trying to fill a position at work, and today someone named Marcia Brady applied.   
    I’m trying to fill a position at work, and today someone named Marcia Brady applied. Kismet?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Eddie Forever is finished! 177 manuscript pages, 64,000 words. Whew!   
    Eddie Forever is finished! 177 manuscript pages, 64,000 words. Whew!
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Maine lawmakers’ not using the Oxford (serial) comma cost a dairy company $10 million   
    Maine lawmakers’ not using the Oxford (serial) comma cost a dairy company $10 million.
    Honestly, I don’t see why every style guide doesn’t recommend using the Oxford comma. What’s the down side?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Latest sign that I’m too often using my phone to write porn: The first suggestion aft   
    Latest sign that I’m too often using my phone to write porn: The first suggestion after I type “big” is “melons.”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, “ Comfort and Joy ” is finally done! And only 8 days after Christmas.   
    “Comfort and Joy” is finally done! And only 8 days after Christmas.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, And to all a good night!   
    And to all a good night!
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, For once, I’m kind of glad that I live in a US state where the presidential candidate   
    For once, I’m kind of glad that I live in a US state where the presidential candidates don’t bother to campaign.