George Carlin

[Keith Inc.]

On another forum, we were suggesting people to resurrect, just to see what they had to say.

One came up with George Carlin, just because it would mess with the man's head.

One problem, though, would be that George would have to come up with new material. I didn't think that would be all that big of a problem.

"There i am in the afterlife, walking around, meeting people. And i see Jesus. He's wearing sunglasses so the Baptists won't recognize him, but i grew up Catholic. I know the guy on sight. He was in every classroom i was ever in, you know?

"So, I ask Jesus, what the fuck is up with showing your face in toast? I mean, it's so whitebread. Why do you never see Jesus' face in the puke in the alley behind a gay bar? Or the stains in a freeway restroom in Jersey?

"And he says: Well, George, i thought about it. And see, i don't mind people referring to puke as 'worshipping the porcelain god,' but i sure don't want it being referred to as one's 'come to Jesus moment.'

No, he won't be lacking material.

[Guest Zyx]

This is now the official resurrection thread.

I suggest Newton to see what he thinks of all this quantum physics bullshit.