YAHF - Porking the Hellhole

[Guest FutaSansaXLoras]

It’s that time of year again! So let’s get into the spirit with one of the most cliched BTVS fanfic starting points.

 

It’s Season 2 of Buffy and everyone is at Ethan’s to get their costumes. Only this time Xander has got some more cash to spend and pays for a comic-themed costume bundle. They appear to be a knock-off Wonder Woman and Powergirl, and a mascot pig costume. He offers the Powergirl costume to Buffy (there was an episode later in the same season that revealed Buffy liked Powergirl), and the Wonder Woman costume to Willow. Both decline them. Joyce ends up taking the Powergirl outfit for a party being held for local business owners, and Jenny Calendar takes the Wonder Woman costume after she gets roped into chaperoning some k!ds for Halloween too. Xander wears the pig outfit.

 

But these aren’t DC superheroines and a pig mascot. They are Susan Steel, Miss Americana, and Porkum. Of Superheroine ComiXXX.

 

Porkum is a supervillain who regularly tricks superheroines into prostituting themselves for him. Miss Americana is a Champion of Justice and womanly virtue… who wants to be Porkum’s dutiful housewife and believes that if she whores herself out to one more r@pey gang then Porkum will finally be on the straight and narrow. And Susan Steel is the strongest superhero in the universe. And a total Anal Addict.

After Halloween, Joyce and Jenny retain most/all the power and personality of who they dressed as. As does Xander.

I want to see;

• Xander-Porkum build his own crew on the Hellmouth. Either as Porkum Reborn, or an Anti-Hero Porkum (like how Red Hood in Under the Red Hood tried to control the criminal underworld and hold it to certain rules, instead of outright wipe it out).
• Joyce creating her own version of the Cruciamenteum, only with a gang of jacked up r@pists instead of a single, solitary vampire. All so Buffy, and any other female teammate, can learn survival skills, endurance and other empty excuses.
• Jenny taking over all the detentions of the school and trying to rehabilitate the boys by offering to fuck them ragged whenever they feel violent urges, and getting the girls to bend over for the stressed teaching staff.
• Breast Expansion, Ass Expansion, Impregnation, Lactation, Vaginal, Anal, Large Insertions, a plethora of mind altering, libido enahncing drugs, etc.

I’d sat keep it to just these three Superheroine ComiXXX characters/costumes, but if you think one of the Scoobies or Big Bads, or other characters would work well with another SHCXXX character then go for it.

 

[Guest FutaSansaXLoras]

Miss Americana in her comics is kind of Golden Age in her way of speaking, delivering speeches about honour and virtue. And despite being a powerful superheroine, she has this weird naivete with some of the more intelligent villains, and especially Porkum. I don’t really know any other way to put it. She’s an intelligent moron acting like an Adam West Batman superheroine, only she’s living in porn universe.

I imagine a Jenny Calendar version of her would definitely be smarter and less gullible. It would be amusing to see her still having a weakness for Porkum (Xander). Maybe using her technopagan self, to build some Wonder Woman stuff like the Invisible Jet.

Susan Steel is THE dominant superheroine of Superheroine ComiXXX. Modeled after Powergirl, she’s the Superman of their universe. But her personality is closer to Conan the Barbarian than the Big Blue Boyscout. She definitely acts the hero, but while Miss Americana could be seen as coming from the Camp Era, Susan is a mix of Bad Girl and Silver Age. She’s hella OP. About her only real weakness is she can get sapped by too many consecutive anal orgasms. But she also seems to get a Zenkai Boost from that if given the chance to recover. She definitely has the PR machine covering her, because she can be BRUTAL. She once entered an Intergalactic Gladiatorial match and her final match was this legendary r@pe king warrior. And she totally schooled him. Then she celebrated by getting the audience to line up to f#ck her, but first they had to a$$f#ck her opponent. When she sets out to make someone her b!tch, she’s hardcore. And she abducts the most prolific r@pists she can find and keeps them on off the grid facilities where she sends junior heroines to get “trained”. She shrugs off any that are r@ped to death, they obviously couldn’t handle it. And her prisoners love it, but definitely know that if they push too hard then she has no problem incinerating them.

Susan isn’t quite a shining paragon of virtue, she’s kind of Nietzchean in how she holds herself above others. I don’t know if she’s a superheroine because she wants to help people, or if it’s because it puts her in the best position to fight the strongest and sample the biggest, meanest, r@piest dick she find. Total adrenaline junkie.

Joyce would just be straight up MILF. And she would wreck all of Buffy’s sh!t. Like I said, the Slayer training exercise from season 3 would definitely be something a Joyce Steel would tweak. And there are definitely some interstingly violent creatures that she could recruit in her efforts to “train” Buffy to overcome any adversary.