That'll teach him

[Melrick]

Shopkeeper: Your dad used to come in here.

Me: He did.

SK: Saw a funny thing. He stepped outside the shop and was nearly run over by a kid on a skateboard. He told the kid what he thought; the kid gave him some lip back. So your dad punched him right in the face. Funniest thing I ever saw!

Me: Yup, that about sounds like him. He took shit from no one.