I don't even know what to name this

[DarkInuLord]

I don't know if this counts as a proper rant, it's more like laughing at myself. But oh well, here goes. :3

So I've been reading a ton of these H-Visual novels lately, you know, click to advance the story sort of things with different storylines for each girl you choose. >> Anyways, I've gone two straight days without stopping, I just keep playing these.

I think they've been warping my view on reality, I've been almost speaking in third person a lot, and I'm play flirting with my friends more than normal, that really is just play flirting though, don't get me wrong. >>

And like, I have one friend who I share this inside joke with. Whenever her MSN status sets to a certain thing, I make random perverted comments, or talk about 'us' and our 'relationship' and stuff. Because when she sets her status to a certain thing, that means her boyfriend's in the room, and even though he knows it's a joke, she says he glares at the screen and basically just pouts. It's just our way of picking on him, gives us something to do. :3

Anyways, after playing all these visual novels, I've been laying it on pretty thick. It's all still a joke, sure, but even I re-read one of the things I said and it didn't sound like a joke. :C

I don't even know where I'm going with this, lost my train of thought.... Guess I'll leave it at that for now? Even though it doesn't even make sense to me... I'm sure someone can decipher it.

[Calanthee]

I don't know if this counts as a proper rant, it's more like laughing at myself. But oh well, here goes. :3

So I've been reading a ton of these H-Visual novels lately, you know, click to advance the story sort of things with different storylines for each girl you choose. >> Anyways, I've gone two straight days without stopping, I just keep playing these.

I think they've been warping my view on reality, I've been almost speaking in third person a lot, and I'm play flirting with my friends more than normal, that really is just play flirting though, don't get me wrong. >>

And like, I have one friend who I share this inside joke with. Whenever her MSN status sets to a certain thing, I make random perverted comments, or talk about 'us' and our 'relationship' and stuff. Because when she sets her status to a certain thing, that means her boyfriend's in the room, and even though he knows it's a joke, she says he glares at the screen and basically just pouts. It's just our way of picking on him, gives us something to do. :3

Anyways, after playing all these visual novels, I've been laying it on pretty thick. It's all still a joke, sure, but even I re-read one of the things I said and it didn't sound like a joke. :C

I don't even know where I'm going with this, lost my train of thought.... Guess I'll leave it at that for now? Even though it doesn't even make sense to me... I'm sure someone can decipher it.

Sounds like your getting off on playing with the poor boy friends head! Unless you like your friend more than your willing to conceed. Just a thought,Cal

[DarkInuLord]

Maybe a little? >> I get to play pretend like a little kid again, it's fun. :3

Hmm. . . Nope. I don't like that friend as anything more than a friend. Sure she's cute, and we laugh a lot, but eh... Just a friend.

Sigh, I got suckered into going fishing with my family, on three hours of sleep, this is going to really suck. I had a new visual novel I wanted to read...

[Calanthee]

Maybe a little? >> I get to play pretend like a little kid again, it's fun. :3

Hmm. . . Nope. I don't like that friend as anything more than a friend. Sure she's cute, and we laugh a lot, but eh... Just a friend.

Sigh, I got suckered into going fishing with my family, on three hours of sleep, this is going to really suck. I had a new visual novel I wanted to read...

Sometimes I think we do things just because we enjoy play acting for the fun of it... I know I do... once a roleplayer always a roleplayer Have fun fishing, at very least enjoy the out doors while your there. And if the fish aren't biting, you could take a nice nap under a tree. Try to have fun anyway. Cal

Well back to catching up on my writing!

[DarkInuLord]

FISHING SUCKED! D:

Okay, I get a fish first cast, but none of us can even identify what type of fish it is, so I let it go. Then, we're there for four hours, and don't catch a damn thing.

Also, after the first half hour, it started to rain. It didn't stop until we left. I was the ONLY one who didn't bring a coat because a certain person told me it was hot today. :: Grumbles :: So just to spite them, when they all wanted to leave, I started to make a sandwich, slowly, in the rain, and I sat there, fishing, and eating my bologna sandwich, sipping my blue flavored gatoraid.

Needless to say, I made us stay an extra two hours before I couldn't feel my fingers anymore and nonchalantly tried to get them to drive me home... lol My sister's husband kept going "Ten more minutes, it'll stop raining, just watch." and every time, it just started to rain harder. I couldn't stop laughing.

Also, my relatives have this strange thing about asking if I want to smoke pot with them... :| Like.... All of them, not just a couple, all of them.

[Shinju]

P0rn0grahpic material always warps ones views of reality. The sad thing is that it really doesn't go away, so think long and hard (no pun intended) about what you put into your head.

[shinigamiinochi]

Porno only warps your perception of reality if you're naiive enough to think that what happens in porno is what happens in reality as well. I mean, I watch a ton of hentai, but I know that its just fantasy and people don't really act that way. But, the same thing can be said about any media. I'd like to try out H games, but every time I actually find one, I never have the money to afford it and my lap top, though I love her, really is a piece of crap and I wouldn't be able to fit it on here.

[DarkInuLord]

Porno only warps your perception of reality if you're naiive enough to think that what happens in porno is what happens in reality as well. I mean, I watch a ton of hentai, but I know that its just fantasy and people don't really act that way. But, the same thing can be said about any media. I'd like to try out H games, but every time I actually find one, I never have the money to afford it and my lap top, though I love her, really is a piece of crap and I wouldn't be able to fit it on here.

There's several that I've downloaded, well three to be honest, I've only played two so far.

Yumi Miru Kusuri

Snow Sakura

And uh.. I forget the third. But you can find them on torrent sites, they're both under 1GB, so I'm sure even a laptop could hold them.

They're not really hentai games, per se, they're visual novels with sex scenes later on. They have some good stories though.

And yeah, I realize that there's no way that I'm going to get a group of female friends, and all of them are virgins who have crushes on me. I mean come on, even in my own group of friends I don't think a single one of them has been a virgin since... middle school or so.

[Guest Zyx]

yeah, what's up with that???

all the cute girls lose their virginity when they're 12ish

it really... sucks >_>

Anyway, you call them visual novels but I instantly think "text adventure" because it's basicly the same concept.

ahhh, sweet underrated text adventures... I've never played any good ones but just the potential makes me drool....

I think I'll go and download one of those games you mentioned. And I think I might go make some text adventure of my own if I like it...

It's just so AWESOME, there's this story (awesome) and you get to decide where it goes (awesome)

awesome+awesome=AWESOME

and bonus points for the all-caps

I'm gonna stop now...

[DarkInuLord]

Hahaha... Well the choices really only change who you end up with... I just finished Snow Sakura 100%. >> I went through all 5 story lines. It took me two days to do them all.

I was thinking about installing the third one I have, but I might give these a break for a little while.