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Raphaella

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<----- Has had someone try to fuck her in the ear before. Did not know whether they were trying to be funny or not. Someone ended up with a case of "Got Kicked in the Nuts" syndrome.

I'd call it safecracking. You know, 'cause it kinda looks like you're trying to crack a safe . . . ? Wait, that doesn't make sense. The allergy medicine makes me stupid.

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your cochlea is crying right now.
Oooooh! Cock-cochlea?

Rolls off the tongue, but yeah, auderotic gratification beats it.

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