An IMP in making - help requested!

[teeta]

So ...

I've never done it and it has this weird feeling to it but ...

I've been recently working on a story (not sure yet if it's ever going to be released, I'm treating it more like relaxation, letting my mind stray a little) where there are two guys, and one of them, a little younger, was mercilessly teased by the other one. Now he wants to pay back.

And this is my request; do you know of any good practical jokes that might be played on the guy who used to tease the first one? Or ways of tormenting him? I would like them not to be hurtful, though, more like something both of them can laugh about later.

*using the extreme puppy-eyes look* If anything comes to your mind and you don't mind sharing ...

Please? Pretty please, with cherry on the top?

Ah, the story is slash so ... ... you all know what it means.

And of course, if I ever post it, I'll credit those whose ideas I'll use.

[hellagoddess]

Not sure if this will help or fit into the story at all but...

Here's an april fools joke I once played on my sister..

I grabbed an apple cut around the top of the core very neatly and pulled it out. I spent the next hour hollowing out the apple so there was a cm of actual apple left all around the outside. I then mixed the hottest curry power I could find with some water and cornflour to thicken it so it didn't slosh. Filled it to the brim and glued the top down.

I put it in her lunchbox for that day and went on my merry way.

There was also the time that I crept into her room early in the morning with a bag of ice cubes. I got under her bed and stuck both my hands in the bag, keeping them there till they were practically numb. Her alarm went off and when she stepped off the side of her bed I reached out quickly and grabbed her round the ankles and ROARED. I think she almost wet herself in fright...

Aren't siblings wonderful?

[teeta]

Thank you for both ideas, yes, they're great, and I can only imagine the face your sis made when she tasted that apple

Ice cubes! Yes, that idea is definitely usable! Thanks for sharing!

[Guest Savaial]

I don't know how intricate you want the pranks, but I have two.

1. Get a banana. One that is spotting is best.

2. Get a long sewing needle.

3. Push the needle in the banana in segments, like a ladder going up, and each time you make a hole, wiggle the needle back and forth to cut the fruit into slices.

Now, when the target peels the banana it falls into slices.

Next joke-

Got an obsessive-compulsive sibling? Get a coat or a sweater and a needle and thread. Make the thread an opposing color to the coat. If its a black coat-white thread, etc. Don't take the thread off the spool. Use the needle to push the thread up through the shoulder seam of the coat and put the spool in your pocket. When target grabs the thread, walk away, leaving them holding a longer and longer thread.

[Keith Inc.]

Oh, heavens.

Pranks played on some of my old commands:

Place dye in the shower head. Something like it was shown in Private Benjamin.

Once they are hip to that trick, upgrade to placing dye in a gel capsule in the shower head. They let the water run for a bit, to clear any dye, see fresh, transparent water, and jump in just in time for the gel cap to dissolve.

Kidnap a favorite toy, stuffed animal, photo, drinking cup. Run around the (ship/campus/city/whatever) and take photos of the favored object in obvious locales. Place a photo on his (desk/pillow/locker) once per day until reunited.

Get a copy of his favorite book. Slice the pages out of the book and shred them. Build small barriers to hold the book together as a confetti storage device. Replace the favorite book with the CSD and hide.

When he sleeps, cover the bed with a criss-crossing net of dental floss. Use two or three reels. If there is no metal frame to loop it through, just circle the entire bed over and over and over and over. Don't draw too tight, might wake him. But it can be so complex that he just cannot get out.

Open a reference book or notebook of his and cover nearly every page with flour.

Remove pillow from pillowcase, replace with shaving cream.

Remove pillow, pour a quart of shrimp chow mein on bed. Replace pillow.

Nair in shampoo.

Tabasco in toothpaste. ("mmm. The tingling means it's working!.......Wait a minute...")

Remove hubcaps. Remove all lug nutss from all tires. Replace hubcaps. Place lugnuts in glovebox. When he starts to drive somewhere, call him. If you time it right, you can get: "I need to tell you something..." in before he gets to the end of the driveway, so there's nothing left to say but: "Your lug nuts are in the glovebox." as he screeches to a halt.

Record Care Bears videos over all of his porn.

[foeofthelance]

Keith, I think you just ruled out any possibilty of me ever joining the navy, especially the subs.

[Keith Inc.]

Eh, that's the old days.

The stuff we used to call initiation is actually listed, now, as examples of felonious assault.

Much more boring, now.

Hardly anyone gets kidnapped and left for dead in a bilge anymore.

[teeta]

Yay! So many, MANY ideas *sparkling eyes*

Thank you Keith!!!