Wreck-Her Ralph

[Guest guest]

Ralph is a huge guy. Claims to be 9 feet and 643 pounds, so by fiction standards, you know he's packing something huge down there. Felix is tiny in comparison, small enough that it's easy for Calhoun to pick him up off the ground. And it's kind of pathetic that, for all the trouble, Felix, who never wanted for anything, gets the sexy new game chick as a wife, while all Ralph gets is the basic respect any person deserves. So, premise: huge-dicked Ralph works his way through the beauties of the arcade, doing the giant dick hentai mindbreak thing.

Sorceress from Villanon decides to congratulate Ralph on building a better situation for himself, and remind him the advantages of being bad, all the "bad" things they can do. Zangief, convincing himself that Ralph needs a lady in his life, sets him up with Chun-Li and Cammy, who both go along with it because they figure if Sugar Rush loves him so much, he's probably a lot better than he looks. And Calhoun finally admits that Felix just isn't cutting it. She never got a wedding night with her first fiance (it wasn't programmed), and Felix is, to put it bluntly, small and disappointing. But Ralph is huge and strong. He'll give her the satisfaction she wants.

Come to think of it, can video game characters have kids if it's not part of their programming?

[Guest Dpskg]

Well this sounds amazing, really hope someone makes it.