Who loves you more

[Keith Inc.]

I'm reading Kathleen Turner's bio. Her dad was a diplomat, they were in Cuba when Castro rose to power.

One day when she was at school, the teacher told them to put their heads down and ask God for candy.

When they raised their heads, there was nothing.

So the teacher said drop your heads and ask Castro for candy.

Sure enough, when they raised their heads, there was Candy!

"Now," the teacher asked, "who loves you more, God or Castro?"

I can use this on my kids.

Lower your heads and ask Daddy and then President Bushfor a tire-iron upside the skull.

Who is more willing to inflict cranial bleeding?

Now you know that Daddy loves you more... Um, get some ice for that one.

[Guest Zyx]

That is indeed pretty cool xD

Though the candy sounds a bit better than hitting them in the head xd