The Rhyme Game

[Guest Zyx]

for her devious son?

it seemed things were turning into a soap

[maidenhair]

Yes, how will young Josie ever cope?

First her hair and then her son

[Guest Zyx]

then some random man she'd done,

But then romance ensued!!!

[maidenhair]

Josie was charmed and then she was wooed,

This charming man was all she had dreamed

[Guest Zyx]

with the laser he beamed,

and the spaceship he owned

[Peace-Love-Yaoi]

When she was with him she screamed and moaned

But like everything else he too left

[Guest Zyx]

and accused her of theft,

she was obviously guilty

[Anonymous_Nanotyrannus]

Having stolen a case of his pickled herring milt-y

To eat on top of her toast and whole wheat crackers

[Kagayaki]

While watching the Bears beat the Packers

But the man fell down a manhole