DarkInuLord Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Just look at it, it's the embodiment of Satan himself. And it's all bark, no bite. But unlike normal dogs, it has 500x more bark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Star Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 LMAO!!!!! Oh wow... that's precious!!!! The rest seem normal enough... lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Star Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 My dad has always called them RATS instead of dogs... And here's more pics of evil Chihuahuas... and one that's too cute and funny not to put up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juno Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 My aunt has about 5 chihuahuas. They're freaking annoying as hell and all they do is shake and bark at you. It'd like to have a pet that you actually, you know, pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinigamiinochi Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I suggest that y'all watch Snakes on a Plane where a python eats a chihuahua. It was hysterical. *pets python* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonGoddess Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 y'see this is why I have CATS.....small animals with ATTITUDE that do (occasionally, when they aren't being snooty) allow you to pet 'em Smallest dog I've EVER had in my life weighed roughly 40 pounds. My CATS are bigger than those little toy dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_Soul Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 LMFAO I KNEW THIS WAS COMING AFTER THE TALK ABOUT THESE DAMN DOGS IN ANOTHER POST! KUDOS DARKINULORD! Now we can trash talk these evil annoying things that aren't even dogs! Their giant RATS! >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkInuLord Posted February 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Very, very sadly, my girlfriend likes Chihuahuas, and I hope to God she doesn't get one, I'm even trying to convince her that all they do is bark, and they're no fun at all. =_= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Star Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I suggest that y'all watch Snakes on a Plane where a python eats a chihuahua. It was hysterical. *pets python* OMG that's so mean!!!! Funny.... BUT MEAN! The little buggers are annoying but still... death? lol... I guess I'm too much of an animal lover to want to see them get hurt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Star Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Try to convince her to get something that is a bit bigger... Even if it's just by 15 pounds... I have a dog that's a shi-poo... a shitzu poodle mix... She's very smart, acts like a BIG dog, plays fetch, sits in your lap, loves people, LOVES attention, isn't Yappy and though she has moments of spazing out like her mama is realitivly calm... But yeah... no more rats... Focus her attention onto something else... even a kitty will be more fun and loving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinigamiinochi Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 i felt bad about laughing about the chihuahua death only because my friend has a dog and she cried when that happened. I DIDN'T feel bad because I was bitten by a chihuahua when I was five and I think that pythons are adorable. The scales, the graceful way that they move, the shape of their heads, and that adorable little tongue... purr *snuggles with python* course when I squealed when the python came on in the movie, my friend gave me a look like: you're insane, but I guess I am, more than a little. It's just that chihuahuas remind me of that old urban legend of the lady that went to mexico and found a sick chihuahua. She fell in love with the little creature and brought it home to America. However, the dog did not get better and she started to feel a little sick as well. She brought it to the vet, who told her: this isn't a dog, it's a mexican water rat and it has rabies. Far fetched, hence the urban legend part, but little dogs like that do remind me of wet rats, which is ironic, because I like rats, but little dogs disturb me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cu-kid9 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 She's very smart, acts like a BIG dog That's because dogs have no concept of size -big dogs think they're lap dogs, and small dogs thing they're 500 lbs with teeth like lawnmowers, a fact, which, I find hysterical. I just can't find Chihuahuas cute...something about the way their head is shaped, or the way their eyes bug out of their heads...maybe not that, because I love Pugs...I dunno...but Chihuahuas kinda creep me out. I think I had my fill of them with those stupid Taco Bell commercials The high-pitched barking of small dogs -especially when I'm trying to sleep- really annoys me, too. I can't be a cat person, though, because I heard somewhere that, if you die, a dog -being loyal- will starve himself to death, but a cat will eat you...*shudders* Unfortunately, cats seem to know I don't like them and decide to adopt me (yeah...not the other way around...it just doesn't happen like that). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonGoddess Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I can't be a cat person, though, because I heard somewhere that, if you die, a dog -being loyal- will starve himself to death, but a cat will eat you...*shudders* Unfortunately, cats seem to know I don't like them and decide to adopt me (yeah...not the other way around...it just doesn't happen like that). Actually, that's not true of cats. If they're attached, they can and will grieve themselves to death. (I've had two do this). My last dog was a German Shorthair Pointer. Smallest dog I ever had was a beagle/basset mix. Generally, I have a dog with my cats...but haven't wanted to get another dog since the last died from old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkInuLord Posted February 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 But yeah... no more rats... Focus her attention onto something else... even a kitty will be more fun and loving!Funny you mention that, she's getting rats next week. That's because dogs have no concept of size -big dogs think they're lap dogs, and small dogs thing they're 500 lbs with teeth like lawnmowers, a fact, which, I find hysterical. Also funny you mention that. xD Her dog, Hunter, he's a German Shepherd, and he acts like a lap dog. He's even afraid of thunder! And he whines when there's thunder or lightning, it's cute, but he's such a big dog you have to laugh at it xD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cu-kid9 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Yeah...my Dachshund, little ankle-biter that she is, can be pretty vicious when new people are around -especially guys...don't know what that's about. Anyway, I really think that she thinks she's this humongous animal that could rip your throat out...if only she could reach it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkInuLord Posted February 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I know someone who had a pitbull, sissiest dog I've ever met. He cowered with his tail between his legs just from the sight of me. xD Maybe it was the trench coat I always wore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cu-kid9 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Actually, that's not true of cats. If they're attached, they can and will grieve themselves to death. I think, sometime after I heard that, I was told the same thing...but every time a cat looks at me now, I get creeped out. A friend of mine has a Black Lab that thinks she belongs in your lap at all times. There's nothing like 35-40 pounds of dog in your lap And she's totally a Pavlov dog -crack open a beer and she starts drooling uncontrollably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinigamiinochi Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 actually, a dog is more likely to start eating you than a cat. A few years ago, this lady had a heart attack, but no one found her body for days and when they did, it turned out that her dog had munched on her intestines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinigamiinochi Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 My cousin's dog is half wolf half siberrian husky. This dog is the size of a pony, no exaggeration. When I first saw her, I freaked out. Then, she walked into a door. She's not so much blind as dumb, but I love her. She pushed my older sister into the pool. When Inoue was a baby, my mom, who was babysitting her, turned her back while they were outside and Innie started to crawl towards the street. Naoki, the dog, picked her up and put her back on the grass. Naoki also, whenever she sees her daddy, seems to think that she is a little puppy and tries to make him pick her up. Scientifically, all domestic dogs are puppies. It is a fact that all domestic dog behavior is that of wolf puppies, not adult dogs, so it's safe to say that human intervention has made it impossible for our dogs to ever grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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