Hellsing Fic- NEED CO-WRITER BADLY

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So, Kracken has gone MIA on me and I'd really like to post the next chapter of my story.

But first, I need a co-writer to translate my chicken scatch into a legit readable story! Really easy, just tweak it so it flows better and do some sceanry porn (like describing what a places looks like, ect.) LOOK! Examples!

My original Line; "oh I do so love Paris!!" cried some young new wife to her hubby,

"Yes I like it too, Sugar bear!!!” he said to his wife.

The way better line; "oh I do so love Paris!!" cried some young new wife to her hubby, she had soppy blonde curls and a twang indicating the American Midwest.

"I like it too, Sugar bear!!!” said her noticeably older husband his broad shoulders and garish I <3 Paris T-shirt obscuring his massive belly which wobbled as they kissed lightly for her camera phone.

See how much better it is now? THATS WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO

COME! JOIN ME!!!

http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600051399

Here you can go read whats been done so far and too see if you'd like to help me out. It's a pretty cool story and even has a side story (was krackens' thing) Once I accept whoever i'll fill you in and everything about where this is going and how we're gonna go about fixing my scribbles into art!

And yes, this is a partnership so if you need help with something I'll help. :3 Just know that for the most part I SUCK AT WRITING. So you'll still have to brush it up some. XD

ANY QUESTIONS? YES I LOVE CAPS! <3

[Natch]

So I've noteiced nobody has posted ANYTHING in this fourm, not just my post. So now I think it's pointless to search for help here.