Five words

[Shirotaka]

cucumber looked in the soft

[Shinju]

light of the alien invasion.

[Araneola]

The table was shoved into

[Shinju]

an orifice that normally wouldn't

[Shirotaka]

be able to handle that

[Shinju]

kind of huge wooden object.

[Shirotaka]

He thought for a moment

[Shinju]

and that hurt his head.

[Shirotaka]

So he asked her if

[Araneola]

she wanted to take that

[teeta]

even further and she agreed.

[Shinju]

She told him to bend

[Araneola]

backwards over the table and

[Shirotaka]

he looked at her expression

[Shinju]

of utter horror and disgust

[Araneola]

and realized she was about

[ShiniLuv]

six inches shorter than she

[Guest Zyx]

a sperm whale out her

(I know that doesn't fit but it's just so goddamn funny )

[maidenhair]

obviously he was quite shocked

[Guest Zyx]

but also strangely excited and

[maidenhair]

rendered speechless by the sight

[Guest Zyx]

of twenty ferrets making love

[Guest CrisNoWait]

to a boy in jello....

[maidenhair]

while seven angels look on

[Guest Zyx]

and rape eachother. "Uhm... Nurse?