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I'd think "Wtf, how the hell did I become president? I don't even live in this assfuck country. Well, I might as well do the world a favor." Then I'd say: "Ready airforce one through thirty, me and every American I like are going to Europe." Then I'd nuke the entire US just for thinking they're the only fucking country in the world. Assfucks.

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