Harry starts with the twins! Please at least look at it?

[Guest Too Cool]

This is the challenge and prompt, orginally it's a challenge by Lone-Angel-1992 on fanfiction.net but no one has done it. Please at least look at it and think about it

Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts and does sit in a compartment and become best friends with a first-year Weasley- no wait, two first-year Weasleys'; Fred and George Weasley! Oh god help us all when it's discovered that Fred and George and Harry… and did I mention Lee?… have sat in the Slytherin side of the train! When Marcus Flint and a few other older Slytherins come across these first-years, they name themselves mentors to the four-after all if you can make Flint's rival Oliver Wood all but traumatized after spending a few weeks of summer at your house… Well let's just say Marcus Flint will be damned if he let's the twins slip through his fingers, let alone Harry Potter and a "supposedly" muggleborn boy who oddly resembles a certain Zabini lord.

And what with them all developing a certain liking for the snake house and Molly Weasley cussing out Dumbledore for trying to resort her children; the four are destined to become pureblood, dark, Slytherins… and did I mention they start looking at Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, a mysterious boy name Tom Riddle as their idols. Now if only they didn't also consider The Marauders as their heroes then maybe Hogwarts would stand a better chance at survival… Oh well, look out Dumbledore this is something you've never seen before, and it's just too bad your plans doesn't start for another year or two; note the sarcasm. (Story could be het pairing or Slash! Harry can not end up with Ginny, or Daphne Greengrass, or Susan Bones, or TONKS!) Hermione and Dumbledore bashing a must! Do what ever you want with Ron. Molly and Arthur be must not bashed! There are no horcruxes!