Man wins lawsuit for being horny

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LONDON (Reuters) - A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than 3 million pounds ($5.89 million) in damages Tuesday.

Which he promptly spent on hookers and cheap booze.

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs.

So... how's this a bad thing?

Do you think I can get in on this? If so, how?

[Guest echtrae]

You would have to get married first, otherwise you're not committing adultry.

[Guest Adara]

Lord, I wonder if his wife actually believed that crock of crap?

It seems to me he got hit in the head, realized how short life was, and then decided that he had to go and do everything he never had the err, balls, to do before.

Sounds more like the Mid-life crisis head job to me.

[Guest echtrae]

Adara, you're probably right about that.

[AmyMcClair]

Is it just me, or does this remind anyone else of the old "twinkie defense"?

[Guest Knorg]

Based on the medical evidence, the severe head injuries and the negligence of his employers leading to the accident I'd say it's a deserved payout.

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I never really knew that injuring part of the brain could lead to an increase in sexual desire.

You know, maybe we should do that to some of those more prudish women out there.

[Guest echtrae]

I just wonder how many politicians and priests suffer from this problem.

[Guest echtrae]

I wonder if that might actually work.

If nothing else, it sure would be entertaining.

[Guest Agaib]

I think the real problem with our dear politicians and priests (especially the more sexually conservative ones) is that they're afraid of exploring their sexuallity in a healthy and overt manner. Unfortunately, such repression of their normal sexuallity causes it to manifest itself in much less socially acceptable ways. In other words My advice to them is... find some porn, jerk off to it, get a normal "partner" you're attracted to and fuck him/her/(somthing inbetween) 'till you stop looking at the ten year olds that way.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I think the real problem with our dear politicians and priests (especially the more sexually conservative ones) is that they're afraid of exploring their sexuallity in a healthy and overt manner. Unfortunately, such repression of their normal sexuallity causes it to manifest itself in much less socially acceptable ways. In other words My advice to them is... find some porn, jerk off to it, get a normal "partner" you're attracted to and fuck him/her/(somthing inbetween) 'till you stop looking at the ten year olds that way.

Damn skippin...

As for this particular case, I smell a coffee spiller. I'm really getting sick of people doing stupid shit like this then blaming others for it, then getting away with it! The dude JUST got married and now he's fooling around? What the hell?

EDIT: Also, Agaib, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I was beginning to think you fell off the Earth or something!

[Leonhart29]

So that's what happened to me! I get hit in the back of the head with a cue ball and my usually preverted come hither attitude turned into that of a middle aged nun in solitary cnfinement - should I sue for the five minutes I was a complete prude? Granted I was unconsciouse at the time ....

[Guest Agaib]

I've just been busy with so much crap lately Pixagi, some of it good, some.... not as good. *sigh*