DarkInuLord Posted March 23, 2009 Report Posted March 23, 2009 (edited) Would you do her? Yeah. That's the only question. Edited March 23, 2009 by DarkInuLord Quote
foeofthelance Posted March 27, 2009 Report Posted March 27, 2009 Yeah, why not? Admittedly, I think she'd look better if she let her hair down and dumped the glasses (and maybe the earrings. Not a big fan of hoops being in my when I'm trying to nibble) but those are all personal opinions anyway. Quote
DarkInuLord Posted March 27, 2009 Author Report Posted March 27, 2009 Yeah, why not? Well. She's over twice my age. :3 Quote
foeofthelance Posted March 28, 2009 Report Posted March 28, 2009 So? She's also wearing what looks like an Israeli airforce top and has a camo jacket on the door, and enough muscle on her arms to end most fights. If you're not intimidated by any of that, whats a few years extra? Quote
DarkInuLord Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Posted March 28, 2009 She could beat the hell out of me if she wanted. D: I wouldn't stand a chance. Also she's my friend's aunt, lol. But hey, money's money. Quote
foeofthelance Posted March 28, 2009 Report Posted March 28, 2009 Exactly! Wait, what? (This from the guy handing out dating applications for his friend over the internet!) Quote
foeofthelance Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 Dark, first you have a woman asking you your preferences so that she could arrange a threesome for you? Now you've got ahot chick who wants to screw you and you're going to get paid for it? I'd say I'd kill for your problems, but I'm sure there's got to be a catch to this somewhere.... Quote
DarkInuLord Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Posted March 30, 2009 Yeah the catch is she's the crazy-threesome-chick's aunt. :| Also I don't know how I'd get to Illinois, I hate heights, flying would give me a panic attack. D: Quote
foeofthelance Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 If she looks anything like her aunt, you are a very lucky bastard. And besides, why not just ask her to join you and her aunt for a threesome? If this works, the voyeur in me demands video! Quote
DarkInuLord Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Posted March 30, 2009 Lol, that won't happen. Even if it did, I don't think a skinny guy that looks like a girl, and 2 muscular women would make a good porn. Quote
foeofthelance Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 Dark, this is a adult fan fiction site! How could you possibly forget about Rule 34? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main...rom=Main.Rule34 'Sides, muscular as she is, the Aunt is hot. If the Niece has a passing resemblence, then she's hot too. And, failing that, we can market it as a softcore BDSM flick. Or something like that. Give me a bit and I'll pass it on to my marketing folks... Quote
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