Mistress of Malfoy Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Mr. Humbug Challenge Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter ************** I was flicking TV channels and caught a bit of A Muppet Christmas Carol. Part of one of the songs got stuck in my head and made me instantly think of Snape. So I decided to write this challenge. ************** So, the following lines from the song MUST be included. I will put the whole song at the end of the challenge for those who may want to use other parts of it. OH! There goes Mr. Humbug, There goes mister Grim If they gave a prize for bein' mean The winner would be him The song must be aimed at Snape, either as a prank or whatever you come up with. *********** I would prefer this to be set during Hogwarts, ‘cause it’s more fun that way! I would like there to be sex between Harry and Severus, the hotter the better! I don’t really want there to be an established relationship between them but if it works better for you then go ahead. Er, I have no other real requirements but feel free to email me if you have any questions or anything. My email is mistress_of_malfoy@hotmail.co.uk If you do email me please include the title of the challenge in your email. *********** The whole song: The Muppets Ebenezer Scrooge (From A Muppets Christmas Carol) lyrics When a cold wind blows it chills you, Chills you to the bone But there's nothin' in nature that freezes your heart Like years of bein' alone Its paints you with indifference, Like a lady paints with rouge And the worst of the worst, The most hated and cursed Is the one that we call Scrooge Un kind as any, And the wrath of many, This is that Ebenezer Scrooge OH! There goes Mr. Humbug, There goes mister Grim If they gave a prize for bein' mean The winner would be him Oh, Scroogey loves his money Cause he thinks it gives him power If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour (Even the vegetables don't like him!) There goes mister Skin flint There goes mister Greed The undisputed master of the under-handed deed He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses Us small folk live in misery Its even worse for mouses (Please sir, I want some cheese) He must be so lonely He must be so sad He goes to extremes to convince us he´sbad He´s really a victem of fear and of pride Look close and there must be a sweet man inside Nah! Uh-Uh! There goes mister outrage, There goes mister sneer He has no time for friends or fun His anger makes that clear Don't ask him for a favor cause his nastiness increases No crust of bread for those in need No cheeses for us mices (Gonzo/Charles Dickens: Scrooge liked the cold He was hard and sharp as a flint Secret and self contained As solitary as an oyster) There goes mister Heartless there goes mister Cruel He never gives He only takes He lets his hunger rule If being mean´s A way of life He´ll practice and Rehearse And all that work is payin' off Cause Scrooge is getting worse Everyday in everyway Scrooge is getting worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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