Mistress of Malfoy
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Mr. Humbug Challenge
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
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I was flicking TV channels and caught a bit of A Muppet Christmas Carol. Part of one of the songs got stuck in my head and made me instantly think of Snape. So I decided to write this challenge.
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So, the following lines from the song MUST be included. I will put the whole song at the end of the challenge for those who may want to use other parts of it.
OH! There goes Mr. Humbug,
There goes mister Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
The winner would be him
The song must be aimed at Snape, either as a prank or whatever you come up with.
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I would prefer this to be set during Hogwarts, ‘cause it’s more fun that way!
I would like there to be sex between Harry and Severus, the hotter the better! I don’t really want there to be an established relationship between them but if it works better for you then go ahead.
Er, I have no other real requirements but feel free to email me if you have any questions or anything.
My email is mistress_of_malfoy@hotmail.co.uk
If you do email me please include the title of the challenge in your email.
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The whole song:
The Muppets
Ebenezer Scrooge (From A Muppets Christmas Carol) lyrics
When a cold wind blows it chills you,
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothin' in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone
Its paints you with indifference,
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst,
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Scrooge
Un kind as any,
And the wrath of many,
This is that Ebenezer Scrooge
OH! There goes Mr. Humbug,
There goes mister Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean
The winner would be him
Oh, Scroogey loves his money
Cause he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour
(Even the vegetables don't like him!)
There goes mister Skin flint
There goes mister Greed
The undisputed master of the under-handed deed
He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses
Us small folk live in misery
Its even worse for mouses
(Please sir, I want some cheese)
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes to convince us he´sbad
He´s really a victem of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside
Nah! Uh-Uh!
There goes mister outrage,
There goes mister sneer
He has no time for friends or fun
His anger makes that clear
Don't ask him for a favor cause his nastiness increases
No crust of bread for those in need
No cheeses for us mices
(Gonzo/Charles Dickens: Scrooge liked the cold
He was hard and sharp as a flint
Secret and self contained
As solitary as an oyster)
There goes mister Heartless
there goes mister Cruel
He never gives
He only takes
He lets his hunger rule
If being mean´s A way of life
He´ll practice and Rehearse
And all that work is payin' off
Cause Scrooge is getting worse
Everyday in everyway
Scrooge is getting worse!
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That's great, I look forward to reading it.
Aren't you worried about getting kicked off ff.net if you post it there? Unless you cut out all the juicy sex... but those are the best parts!
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Sleeping Slytherin Challenge
Summary: Harry finds a hidden room in the Chamber of Secrets. Inside is a pretty man lying on a bed…
Pairings: Harry/Salazar
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Harry finds a hidden room in the Chamber of Secrets. Inside is a pretty man lying on a bed (or some form of horizontal surface.)
Harry kisses him, the man wakes up.
The man is Salazar Slytherin.
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Yes, this is basically Sleeping Beauty. But with hot guys instead!
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Things I like: mpreg, chan slash, happy endings, bonding fics, marriage, virgin Harry, Dark Harry
Things I don’t really like: rape, heavy angst, torture and extreme violence (of the main character(s)/pairing)
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I hope people have a go at this challenge as I would very much like to read it. Any questions or to let me know you’ve taken the challenge, please e-mail me, my email is mistress_of_malfoy@hotmail.co.uk. If you do email me please include the name of the challenge, as I have quite a few!
All of my challenges (not just my Harry/Salazar ones) can be found on my journal(s).
At Live Journal: http://viridian-malfoy.livejournal.com/
At Insane Journal: http://mistress-malfoy.insanejournal.com/
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If you are interested… I run a community on livejournal and an asylum on insanejournal for fans of the pairing Harry/Salazar, since it is such a rare pairing. The addresses are:
For livejournal - http://community.livejournal.com/harry_salazar/
For insanejournal- http://asylums.insanejournal.com/harry_salazar/
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Lucius Malfoy has a big… Challenge
Summary: Harry likes a man who can really fill his pants. When he discovers that Lucius is very well endowed he figures the only way he can get him is if he goes Dark.
Pairings: Lucius/Harry
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Harry has a thing for men with big cocks. When he finds out Lucius has a really big one he decides to go Dark (or become a Dark Lord) as he realises Lucius would never associate with a purely Light Wizard.
Or: Harry joins Voldemort – as his ‘welcome gift’ he chooses Lucius. When asked why he says it’s because Lucius has a big cock.
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How Harry discovers Lucius is very generously proportioned is up to you.
The idea I had was Harry finds a sex magic book in the Restricted section at Hogwarts – or a spell like x-ray vision and uses it for smutty purposes – like seeing what blokes have got under their robes!
Feel free to use it.
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I would like for Harry to still be at Hogwarts but if this doesn’t work for you then an adult Harry is fine too.
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I hope people have a go at this challenge as I would very much like to read it. Any questions or to let me know you’ve taken the challenge, please e-mail me, my email is mistress_of_malfoy@hotmail.co.uk. If you do email me please include the name of the challenge, as I have quite a few!
All of my challenges can be found on my journal(s).
At Live Journal: http://viridian-malfoy.livejournal.com/
At Insane Journal: http://mistress-malfoy.insanejournal.com/
Thank you.
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Harry/Voldemort Incest Challenge
I have a craving for this at the moment, as disturbing as it is!
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Voldemort is Harry’s biological father. How is really up to you. Whether Lily had sex with Voldemort (or was raped by), or James was having sex with Voldemort. Or even when Voldemort tried to kill Harry he became a third parent to Harry….
Neither Harry or Voldemort know they are father/son when they get together. How and why they get together is up to you.
Then they have lots of sex.
Then they find out they are related.
Then they shrug their shoulders, not really caring they’re related and carry on having lots of sex! Well, you don’t have to write it that way, but I would like for them to be together at the end.
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Dark and/or evil Harry is one of my favourite things; I’m also quite fond of chan slash and mpreg (which is probably not suitable for this challenge!) Oh and virgin Harry, I like him to be faithful too.
Not too fond of heavy angst, rape, or torture.
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I hope people have a go at this challenge as I would very much like to read it. Any questions or to let me know you’ve taken the challenge, please e-mail me, my email is mistress_of_malfoy@hotmail.co.uk. If you do email me please include the name of the challenge, as I have quite a few!
Thank you.
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Portrait Challenge
Summary: Salazar Slytherin’s portrait seduces Harry by whispering naughty things to him in parseltongue.
Pairings: Harry/Salazar
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Salazar’s portrait seduces Harry by whispering naughty things to him in parseltongue. Especially when other people are around!
One night Salazar ‘invites’ Harry into his portrait – how is up to you (but Harry is alive and not a portrait himself)
Cue lots of sex.
Bonus if Harry gets pregnant!
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I would like it to be set during Hogwarts but the actual sex part can happen after Hogwarts, if you prefer. So Salazar could spend years ‘chatting up’ Harry and then Harry goes back to Hogwarts (for whatever reason) or Harry has a copy of Salazar’s portrait wherever he lives. Or something like that.
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I hope people have a go at this challenge as I would very much like to read it. Any questions or to let me know you’ve taken the challenge, please e-mail me, my email is mistress_of_malfoy@hotmail.co.uk. If you do email me please include the name of the challenge, as I have quite a few!
All of my challenges (not just my Harry/Salazar ones) can be found on my journal(s).
At Live Journal: http://viridian-malfoy.livejournal.com/
At Insane Journal: http://mistress-malfoy.insanejournal.com/
Thank you.
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If you are interested… I run a community on livejournal and an asylum on insanejournal for fans of the pairing Harry/Salazar, since it is such a rare pairing. The addresses are:
For livejournal - http://community.livejournal.com/harry_salazar/
For insanejournal- http://asylums.insanejournal.com/harry_salazar/
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Veela Challenge
Summary:
Albus Dumbledore had Harry Potter’s life all planned out for him. He had perfect control. Too bad he didn’t know Draco Malfoy was a fledgling veela searching for his mate.
Pairings: Harry/Draco
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Yes I know, yet *another* idea for a veela Draco with Harry as his mate story. Because there aren’t enough of those in the world! Truth is, I love them, so when I had this idea I just had to share it!
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Firstly:
I’m sick of veela stories that have Hermione being the supportive one and Ron being the idiot. I would love it if it was the other way round.
Secondly:
The Twist:- Dumbledore has been feeding Harry an emotion suppressing potion (without Harry’s knowledge) to make him more emotionless – (to make him a better soldier and) to make it easier for Harry, to make him feel more comfortable with the idea of killing Voldemort.
The potion:- Emotion ‘numbing’ potion.
Keeps Harry’s emotions at a ‘child’ level. So he can feel at an emotional level a child would – friendship, familial love, loyalty etc.
Harry’s body has been through puberty but he doesn’t have the emotions to go with the physical changes. He doesn’t see what all the fuss of dating/sex is about because he’s never felt aroused or attracted to anyone.
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Draco is a veela. I’m not bothered what kind of veela – feel free to make up Draco’s appearance, veela ‘powers’ (if any) and anything else veela. The how, why and what of veelaness are all yours for the creating.
Draco senses Harry is his mate. Draco informs his parents of the identity of his mate and they arrange to speak to Harry’s guardian (who is *not* Dumbledore! (Although I’m sure Dumbledore would like to think he was.) If you want Sirius alive then as Harry’s godfather he’d be Harry’s guardian; if Sirius is dead then maybe McGonagall as his head of house or something could be his guardian.
So they talk, Harry is informed of Draco’s veelaness and Harry agrees to be Draco’s mate.
Remember! Harry is under the influence of the potion still at this point so doesn’t really understand what he is agreeing to, its all a rather abstract concept to him at the moment.
I want them to be well into the courting process before Draco and/or Draco’s friends/family start to notice something wrong with Harry. Maybe when Draco tries to kiss Harry or touch him sexually.
Harry’s body will not react physically to Draco – either Draco touching him or whatever veela powers you’ve decided Draco has. Remember the potion!
Harry doesn’t understand what Draco wants from him. Draco is understandably upset and frustrated.
At this point the potion is discovered. How is up to you as is what happens next when Harry comes off the potion.
However – Harry comes off the potion and basically has to go through a belated ‘emotional’ puberty. Remember his body has physically changed already. Plus he has to fend off a horny veela Draco wanting to mate with him.
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The rest of the story is yours to play with.
But I will say… I love a good happy ending and mpreg is always a plus! I’m a big Snape fan (and Slytherins in general – well, mainly the male ones) I also love a good dark Harry story but I don’t think it’s really appropriate for this challenge, unless you want Harry to get revenge on Dumbledore…
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Optional additional twist:
Chastity spell. Spell that protects the virginity of the person it is cast upon, preventing them from having sex. Also protects against rape.
Dumbledore doesn’t want Harry giving his virginity to just anyone – but also he thinks it makes Harry’s magic ‘purer’ by Harry being a virgin, and he wants to keep it that way.
Maybe Dumbledore cast it on Harry when he was a child – after his parents died.
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Alternate Veela Challenge idea
To coincide with the above challenge I had an alternate idea for it which could be taken as a separate second veela challenge. My idea is as follows:
Harry is a ‘dark’ veela. Dumbledore has been feeding him potions to suppress his nature (physically and magically) since Harry first entered Hogwarts.
When his mate (Draco) has his inheritance – also veela, just a different kind (‘light’ veela.) the potions effects are nullified and Harry becomes immune to all suppressing potions.
Harry’s mates inheritance ‘cleanses’ Harry’s body – making him ‘pure’ again.
Harry must now deal with a sudden influx of power and emotions, plus a mate.
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So there we are! I hope I haven’t thoroughly confused you all.
I hope people have a go at this challenge(s) as I would very much like to read it. Any questions or to let me know you’ve taken the challenge, please e-mail me, my email is mistress_of_malfoy@hotmail.co.uk. If you do email me please include the name of the challenge, as I have quite a few!
Thank you.
Lucius Malfoy has a big... Challenge
in Harry Potter
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I would love it if you want to have a go at this challenge.
If you want mpreg or not, i'm fine with either.
It can be as long as you like!
And you can definately make it a threesome! I'm fairly relaxed about people tinkering with my challenges, so go ahead and do what you will with it!