[怪物Body Bag]

I don't especially like Naruto (the character) so I don't usually read Naruto pairings, but I'll try it.

[Lack of reviews.]

I have to admit I love reviews and I always wait for them, but I really don't get that many. And people don't even bother to push the rate button. I always write a review if I read something. Maybe not a long or a really good one, but still. If an author leaves me a comment I go and check his/hers profile and read a story or two (or more if I like them) and write a review.

[What is our ages?]

I'm 27 and I'm totally OK with it.

[Terry Pratchett diagnosed w/early onset Alzheimers]

Alzheimer's is a horrible decease. It's good that they found it in its early stage and he gets the proper treatment. At least it'll slow down the deterioration progress and by doing so gives him plenty of time to settle his affairs and, what we all hope, write few more books.

[Gender Balance Poll]

I'm female. I know how to use a screwdriver and a drill, I know my way with computers and I'm actually quite good in physics and mathematics. All the gender tests say I'm a male, but I almost always wear skirts at home, I bake, knit and know where my stuff is.

Girls like well written erotica, not porn. Well, at least this girl does, anyway.

PWP, what's not to like ^.^

[New? Introduce Yourself!]

Hi there. I'm sris and I'm a yaoi whore. I read it, I write it and I watch it. The messier the better. The only yaoi I don't like is MPreg, it's just too disturbing. I write Naruto fanfiction. My favorite pairings are KakaIru and ItaSasu. Uchihacest forbidden love is just too hot! I'm somewhat melancholic and I write best when I'm sad and my heart is aching. Most of my writings contain slight angst but I try not to overdo it. I love yaoi with strong yakuza-type seme who mercilessly abuses his quiet little uke, but, weird enough, I don't write it. I also like to read well written humor. I think that's enough about me, go and check my stories.