[What is our ages?]

I'll be 31 in July.

[Is Editing A Story Work To You?]

Not at all.

I'm a technology editor for an educational publishing company by trade, so I live for it.

[Some more, very Serious Business]

This person told you that your spoken English is a bit forced or your written English is a bit forced?

There's very often a difference between average spoken English (usually includes slang, dialect preferences and colloquialisms) and proper written English (Academic English; used to be called ‘Standard English’ but I guess we’ve left off that).

Looking at just the bit you’ve written, here, your written English seems perfectly natural to me and I see no reason why a book written in similar form wouldn’t be accepted as natural writing style.

[Who All Has Gained Access To This Lovely Room?]

I gained access.

[going to have a bitch!]

I have a DM/HG story entitled State of the Union that I just finished up. Book 7 Spoiler: >>

Unfortunately, with the release of the latest book, it's no longer canon compatible, but I can live with that.

<<<

[Jingle Bombs]

My roommate enjoys Peanut, too..

"Jefuh-fuh! DUN-haaaaaaaaaaam."

[Jingle Bombs]

I LOVE Jeff Dunham. The clip where he first introduces Achmed is worth watching, too.

[Explain Your Avatar]

Mine's a distorted vision of Alice from American McGee's Alice along with my name, created in photoshop.

[Favorite Cartoon]

My favorite series cartoons were Thundercats and He-Man. I also watched Alvin and the Chipmunks fairly religiously.

As far as cartoon movies went, I was a huge fan of the anime Little Mermaid, Secret of NIMH, Poochie, Fantasic Adventures of Unico and The Last Unicorn (still am, actually...)