Well… it’s been a strange few days, that’s for sure!
Here are some examples of “alternative facts” for reference:
Despite photographic evidence, in terms of visible crowds, less is more.
A unicorn just flew past my window with a can of Red Bull in its mouth. It had a sign around its neck saying it was a Pegasus.
Being sent abusive comments means you are guilty of harassment.
The world is actually flat.
There is no such thing as marmite.
I do not have work in the morning.
I am not going to bed.
I am not saying goodnight.