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Blackmail and Betrayal by Zrina Price of Cheating by trulywicked Unfaithful by AngelTalion Summer of SIN by AngelTalion Torrid by KageKitsuneXXX

Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke are sitting together and talking. Cannot remember how it got brought up but somehow they say that Kakashi is a perv or slut and he says something like "What makes you think they were all women?" in an attempt to shock Sasuke and Naruto (mostly Naruto). It backfires because Naruto takes him seriously and is genuinely curious. And very shy about it. And Sasuke offers to show Naruto how it works. At which point Kakashi was thinking something like "Now I just wish I was flexible enough to kick my own ass". As far as I can remember the fic was either a oneshot or very short. I realize it is not much to go on but any help would be appreciated.

I cannot believe I do not have it bookmarked or anything! The story starts off with Tsunade asking Iruka and Kakashi (maybe others?) if Naruto is in a relationship? Has he ever had sex (I think)? Is there anyone he likes or that likes him? She is asking because they are about to announce to the village who Naruto's parents were and I think also about to announce that he is the Hokage in training and she does not want people trying to use him. They do not know and end up going to Shikamaru for help. While there Genma stumbles in drunk and Shika explains that he just moved in and that the place used to be Genmas so when he is drunk he mistakenly goes to Shika's thinking that he still lives there. While they are discussing the Naruto situation they realize that Genma knows everything about everyone's personal lives in the village and so ask him about Naruto. They then find out that Genma thinks that Naruto is the best thing since pre-made cookies. The majority of the fic is a mission with the two where the female client keeps trying to get Naruto for herself to the point of arranging 'accidents' with the help of her entourage and her general father.

A great Team 7 fic is called Bitch Nights and was written by Blackwidina