Soifon

"I promise to love and cherish you until the day I die, or until I lose my ring down the drain in a home-made mace accident." — World's Dumbest Thrillseekers 8

Sleep, why are you being so elusive?

I'm either dauntingly concise or a total jerk who has unbeknowingly skated through life on my good looks. I can't decide which. I am completely adorable...