[Vocabulary Turn- ONS]

When it comes down to reality, however, it is by far closer to a worm than an anaconda. ;p

Interesting how most of the male parts are positive, action, violently named, while the female parts are to be kept secret and hidden: the forbidden fruits, best not to be used.

And you can't be serious about the "temple" or the "forbidden triangle" for a vagina, give me a break.

The forbidden and hidden places should be valued and honored- I've used 'temple' and 'gates' in a particularly poetic passage. The Forbidden Triangle was a reference used in a movie I saw, but I included it for humor's sake. After all, sex is just funny if you're not the one doing it.

[Vocabulary Turn- ONS]

Penis: Probe; tool; handle; muscle; shaft; horn; tusk; hook (particularly if bent upwards); prong; post; wrench; dagger; spear; spade; gardenhose; sabre; cutlass(!); truncheon; digger; piston; rod; staff; root; trunk; pillar; bone; appendage; meat; serpent; anaconda (traditionally only for the long ones, because of the syllables); python; wyrm (it means a limbless dragon, but if you're not in a fantasy story, people might mistake it for a worm, and that's just wrong).

Scrotum (difficult)- balls; walnuts; plums; sack; satchel; pouch; cherries; nodes; pair

Vagina: nether lips; chamber; core; flower (and flowerpatch); bud; petals; temple; folds; portal; gates; envelope; purse; silks; entry; furrow; channel; apex; nexus; mound; heath (unless shaven); divide; crevice; forbidden triangle

Clitoris: nub; pearl; pinkie-tip; berry; niblet; clit

My favorite action words- caress... shiver... lick... tease... nip... tickle... glide... pinch... fondle... grasp... curl... twist... shudder... plunder... thrust... seize... gasp... writhe... pant... throb... piston... seethe... rake... scream... clench... tremor... release... embrace... kiss... tangle... shimmy... bliss.

Was it good for you, too?

[Seeking reference materials for xeno original fic]

[This is a hella first post, and if I'm breaking the rules somehow, I apologize]

If you're interested in another writer/artist's perspective, I'd recommend Marjorie Greene and her field guide to Tentacle Attacks. She has a visceral appreciation for what you're getting into. Link is NSFW (as if you'd expect different, given the topic). Enjoy the site.