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"He inserted his hardness between the soft petals of her moist warm core and slide it slowly in and out with careful enthusiasm!"

What do you people have against poetic metaphors? Already? Accept for Hard Meat Stick, which is just nasty! Cal

I guess it just seems a little too...weird when you write it as another object. I'm not a fan of using something like "rock-hard dick" either though because that just sounds painful, hah.

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I prefer the technical terms. Otherwise, I will dwell on the word.

Of course, I read/write slash to avoid the 'vagina' word altogether... is there no nice-sounding word for that part of a woman's anatomy?

I don't think there is...at least nothing that doesn't sound too...ambiguous. Like "flower."

"He thrust his erect penis into her soft, moist daisy, pulling in and out."

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Omg this thread is fucking WIN. I've been laughing non-stop for the last half hour. Also, reading through the archives I found this one:

http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600103058

I rofl'd thoroughly. I don't even know why. It wasn't hot at all and I ended up getting too pissed at the guy anyway. Also, for those who claim cum is sweet, they've obviously been living in their own dreamworld and never tasted it.