[Challenge: Hermione Pet-fic]

Let's really confuse ya...My beta is the one with the log in for the forums.

Here's my start of the Response Story for this challenge. In the outline, it starts off slowly. So immediate selling and really no immediate sex.

http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096311

~Magi Silverwolf, author

(and Alex Adams, beta)

[HP info needed!]

The scene where Arthur and Lucius had a fight in the 'New DarkArts' proffessor's bookshop, was the same scene where Lucius had dropped Tom Riddle's old diary into Ginny's cauldron. (thou this fact was revealed near the end of the book)

Actually it was in the main bookstore in Diagon Alley, not Lockhart's bookstore. He was just having a book signing at the time.

Anyroad, a great source for information on Harry Potter is http://www.hp-lexicon.org/index-2.html JK has admitted to using it as a note base and they also pull from interviews with her for their information.

[Original M/s story-advice needed!]

It's just important to remember that it's not really about sex when it's a lifestyle. It's about willingly giving up control to another human being and that requires a lot of faith. The amount of control taken/given differs from Master and slave and can range from complete control (picks out clothes and can't speak without permission) to minor (requires certain things to be done a certain way, but otherwise the slave is free).

It's very important to remember that a M/s relationship is still a relationship. It just requires more trust.

[A To Z Dictionary Of Body Parts And Sexual Acts]

Slight clairification:

Nub or nubs = Nipples and can either be male or female, I suppose the female clit can be refered as a nub too, but I suggest you indicate location of it, so as not confuse the reader. Bits and pieces, can also be another name for male genitalia, I have never heard it used to refer to female parts.

Calanthee a man of parts, and at your service

PS Naughty Naughty Potterites, I knew Harry road the broom for a reason, as for the Cauldren/cup, such objects have alway been pagan symbols for the female aspect in Magick!

I didn't even think of calling nipples "nubs", but you are quite right. Best to give location to avoid confusion.

"Bits" is something I picked up from a British slang site ages ago and refers to genitalia in general. It is sorta a regional thing, I guess.

[grins at the postscript] At least someone caught the double usage for "cauldron" and why it works for HP. To further that image, one could say anything that is receptive (cup or bowl off the top of my head) can be used for a woman's downstairs entrance.

~A. Adams

[A To Z Dictionary Of Body Parts And Sexual Acts]

For Him:

Bits

Broomstick (for those HP fans out there)

Cock

Dick

Manhood

Penis

Phallus

Rod

Staff

Sword

Wand (Again, for HP fans)

For Her:

Bits

Breasts

Button

Cauldron (Once more, with feeling!--for HP fans)

Clit(clitoris)

Cunt

Labia

Lips

Mound (or mounds, depending on which interesting female bit you're referring to)

Nub (lovenub)

Sheave

Vagina

Also a bit of advice, stay away from the "edible" nicknames for body parts (melons, twig and berries, milkjugs, etc). They tend to come out sounding derogatory and distracting.

[Crossover Challenge]

The Concept:

* The Elric brothers weren’t able to destroy the Permanent Gate on Earth. The energy it put off drew the attention of the wizarding world. The Ministry moved the gate to the England Ministry of Magic building and agreed to keep it hidden. Back on Amestris, Roy just exploded the Gate leaving the circle that Al used to summon it more or less intact.

-What if someone on Amestris came through the Gate?

-Why did they come?

-What kind of reception would they receive?

-How do they feel about alchemy?

-How would they get back?

The Rules:

1. Must be full canon for both ‘verses. This means Post-COS for Full Metal Alchemist. As for the Harry Potter, you must state which book/chapter you deviate at. For example: DH-last chapter if you decide to toss out the Epilogue. But most be complete canon through the book/chapter you choose. If you chose to be canon through HBP then all characters’ death/actions through the end of that book must remain intact.

2. Must have at least been spelling/grammar checked. In MS Works and related programs, this function is F7. Otherwise it can be found in the Tools Menu. When in doubt, read the sentence aloud.

3. No Mary Sue or her cousin Gary Sue. They are annoying when not well-written and when they are well-written…well, who are we fooling? If it’s a Mary Sue, it’s not well-written.

4. No Crossover ‘Ships. Translation: A HP character falling deeply in love with a FMA character for the sole reason that you think that they would be oh, so good together. I’m sorry.

5. No Parodies, please. FMA is a serious-minded genre and HP is not too fluffy itself [Epilogue not withstanding.] Do not fear the angst. [No need to feel as if there can’t be comic relief however.]

Exceptions to Aforementioned Rules and Notes:.

1. A Crossover fling is fine. We all love hot sex. Nothing is more life-affirming than sex.

2. ‘Interaction’ does not necessarily mean sex. It just means a scene with those two characters interacting with each other.

3. Find an explanation for the time stream funkiness.

4. Remember the Soap Opera Motto: No body? No Death. And even with a body, a death is debatable.

The Bonus Points:

FMA Points:

---Roy Mustang as Fuhrer

---The use of blood as a catalyst for alchemy on this side of the Gate

---”Full Metal Pipsqueak”

---Winry R/Roy M interaction

---”So, Ed, I’m dying to know: boxers or briefs?”

---”Alchemy or food? That’s not a fair choice!”

HP Points:

---the phrase: “Merlin’s Balls”, “Merlin’s Long Johns”, and/or “Merlin’s Pantyhose”

---Harry Potter as something other than a Quidditch star or Auror. [sorry. Pet Peeve since the DH came out. See DH; chapter ‘The Flaw in the Plan‘; last page.]

---Draco M/Harry P interaction

---Veela Romances as the Wizarding world’s version of dime store romances.

Misc. Points:

---”Ugh, green eggs and ham? Who’d want to eat that?”

---”Is Dr. Pepper really a doctor?”

---”He’s like Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb.”//”You mean, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.”//”Who are they?”

---An introduction to chocolate, coffee, and/or marshmallows.

If you are going to accept this challenge, please email me at tsunamiraven928@aol.com. Please include site the fic is posted on, the name you publish under, and title of story. Or you could copy and paste the url of story in your email...that works too.

But feel free to email even if you’re just thinking about taking the challenge or have any other thoughts about it.

Thank You,

~A.M. Adams~