I'm looking for a story I read a few years ago, this is what I know: 
-It's a Male/Male story. 
-There is a bunch of different Gods 
-It's about a young man who needs a job and gets hired to be the God of all Gods' assistant. 
-He gets hired by the current assistant and starts to realize his boss isn't normal. 
-There was some dialogue that went like this: "Do you believe in God?" The young man jokes, "Which one?" 
-I think there's like three or four chapters, and the author put it up on adult-fanfiction.org because it didn't win a contest or something… 
-The Boss gets shot and dies, then comes back to life. 
-There were two gods in the story who were a couple but from two different religions 
-There was some sort of convention with all the gods. 
Anyone remember this story??