[The sillybugger game]

I made this sillybugger longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short.Blaise Pascal

[Bad Titles]

"I Blame Ron Jeremy" Unfortunately, I don't think enough people know who Ron Jeremy is these days.

I'm probably one of the only people in my generation who does know who he is! XD

[Song lyrics?]

It can definitely work, as this example proves.

http://naruto.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544191533

[Pairings that you want to see but can never find]

Well, there's no good Hermione/Hermione (timeturner) fics to my knowledge. And people especially seem to dislike underaged characters. Taboo sucks.

Damn, I never even thought of that one. XD That's hotness at the same level as Naruto fucking one of his own shadow clones!

[Vocabulary Turn-offs]

I hate so many of the stupid words used for penis.

Meat-stick

Pole

Member (I dunno why, but it just makes me cringe.)

Manhood

As for other words...

Jizz

Jizzm/Jizzim/Jizzum/etc

Mound(s)

Cunt

Twat

Folds

Love-button

And I've only just recently been able to handle "prostate". I still get a little weirded out by it at first, but I can calm myself down pretty quick now.

[Breakfast Surprise]

Title: Breakfast Surprise

Author: Blysse

Rating: Adult++ Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, WAFF, Yaoi

Summary: SasuNaru--Sasuke wakes up to find that Naruto's making him breakfast for a romantic treat. What Naruto doesn't realize is what Sasuke really wants to pour the maple syrup all over.

Feedback: Yes, please! This is my first fanfic, and lemon, ever, so I'm dying for feedback on it. Anything from a small comment to say if you liked it or not, to paragrahphs of concrit are welcome!

Fandom: Naruto

URL: http://naruto.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600097899

Thanks for stopping by!

--Blysse