Harry-Centric Challenges/Requests

[Skittles]

So, I have 3 slightly different challenges/requests.

First up is Powerful!Harry as the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, he's grown bored of being an Auror as people only treat him as a celebrity and women are out to seduce him or marry him to their daughters at every turn. However, things don't exactly change at Hogwarts...

• Harry's 6 & 7th year female students try getting detentions with him or corner him alone in attempts to seduce him.
  
• One of them succeeds, leading to a secret affair. She must be of Age however (17 in the Wizarding World).
  
• At a yule-ball or similar function the girls single mother is there, apparently a former flame of his, gets Harry to dance with her and attempts to seduce him again.
  
• After the dance the daughter confronts them as Harry is trying to escort the tipsy mom to his office so she can floo home.
  
• The mother claims that Harry is the father of the girl, they end up having to go to Herbology Professor Neville for ingredients in a paternety potion (its up to you if Harry is the father or not).
  
• Neville either greets or says goodbye to Harry with "Really Harry, again?" in a whisper, implying that this isn't the first potential daughter or mother claiming him as a father that's seduced him.
  

The second one is a post-Hogwarts challenge where Harry is living as a bachelor, preferably in a large penthouse style flat. He is slightly amused if a bit tired of all the girls trying to catch him, think of Romilda Vane in HBP.

• Harry is given a blowjob in his Ministry workplace, potentially getting caught by Hermione who doesn't approve.
  
• Harry is given a high-five from Dobby after bringing home a pretty Witch from some Ministry function.
  
• Harry sometimes goes out alone in secret to Muggle pubs to meet girls who aren't aware of his fame.
  
• Harry gets involved with a muggle-murder case, posing as a detective from Scotland Yard. (This one is entirely optional!)
  

The third challenge is is pretty much the same, altho perhaps a bit more for slash-writers out there. Beware, if you haven't seen the TV Show "Hung", below there will be spoilers for the 3rd season!

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Same scenario as above, but Harry is actually looking for someone to love, all the girls he dates seem to be the same.

• Harry meets muggleborn girl x at Hermione's office and they flirt, she seems a bit different to all the other girls that flirt with him.
  
• Harry to escorts her to a class reunion at Hogwarts, she's at least one year younger then Harry.
  
• She tells Harry that kids in her muggle neighborhood used to call her freak (But doesn't tell Harry why, he thinks its because of accidental Magic and sympathizes with her)
  
• Nobody at the reunion really recognizes her, but she dances with Harry quite a lot, leading him and making a lot of girls and boys jealous.
  
• The evening ends up with her giving Harry the best blowjob of his life but the morning after she's gone and a rather frantic Hermione floo-calls him to say that girl x used to be a man (Up to you who it is, except Draco. And "she" still has her male parts down below).
  
• Harry doesn't care because he's falling in love and goes off to find her, preferably they end up making love, even if Harry is a bit awkward about jerking her off as he tops her. (Or she tops him, up to you!)
  

And that's it! I really hope that someone is up for any of the three, be it one-shots or multi-chaptered fics. Oh and I'm very willing to Beta them for you, my grammar isn't quite the best but my spelling usually doesn't leave too much to desire. Cheers!