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Guest Zyx

I'd be an immortal hot lesbian girl with magic powers (I'm sure there's a character like that out there somewhere XD)

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. . . I'd battle the forces of evil while wearing my purple spandex "Jesus suit."

If I were a Philip's head screwdriver . . .

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I would dig graves.

If I were a club ...

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Guest Zyx

I'd think "Wtf, how the hell did I become president? I don't even live in this assfuck country. Well, I might as well do the world a favor." Then I'd say: "Ready airforce one through thirty, me and every American I like are going to Europe." Then I'd nuke the entire US just for thinking they're the only fucking country in the world. Assfucks.

If I were a video game character...

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I wouldn't have to go to that blasted work.

If I were awesomely gorgeous _______

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Guest Zyx

I'd be in the mouth of some hot girl, and I'd be delicious

If I were a girl (I wish, seriously)....

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