GOTD

Okay so this must be an Uchihacest fic straight up. First off, since the anime hardly shows any of Itachi's thoughts... PLEASE DON'T try to figure him out. Seriously. Use what we all already know for a FACT... he's a cold blooded murderer. Don't give him an excuse. I hate stories that try to make him a "good guy" by giving him an excuse. He killed his family... he's a bastard and he ruined Sasuke's life. He didn't do it to "protect sasuke" and he sure as hell didn't do it because "they were raping him???" (Sorry but i read a fic where they made him get raped... psh... as if anyone could rape Itachi!). Second, I want this fic to have the orginal storyline... of course you can twitch it becuase its a fanfic. But for the most part... I DO want Itachi to be part of the Akatsuki... Sasuke HAS to hate Itachi... And Itachi can never ever ever ever TURN NICE! You can choose weather or not you wanna make Sasuke run off with Orochimaru cause I'm lenient about that part of the storyline. Also I know I'm sounding like I want an evil Itachi, and don't mistake me, I really DO want an evil Itachi... BUT one thing I also hate is when the story has Itachi be like the "owner" of Sasuke. PLEASE for the love of god do not make Sasuke a sex slave... Don't have the guy he falls for rape him everyday. I hate that shit. (unless he hasn't fallen for him yet... ie. the very beggining, giving him more hate towards his bastard brother... then its okay. But I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A DOM/SUB kinda thing). I just want it to be a super fucked up relationshiop... lol. People, please remember that Sasuke is ALSO an Uchiha. Yes, he's weaker than Itachi, but he's an UCHIHA!! In my opinion, Uchiha's are prideful. Anyways, I don't care about the action plot line that you choose... just nothing too corny. Lots of hot smut... And I repeat: DON'T TRY to read tooooo much into ITACHI'S feelings... because I honestly believe that apart from finding his brother darn sexy... he just MIGHT not have any. Oh, and I like a JEALOUS Itachi. LOL And a jealous Sasuke is annoying... and if you decide to have him throw a fit, I don't want ITachi trying to make him all happy... itachi should be like "fuck you you little fuck!" *sighs* Anywayssssssssssssssss Thats MYYY challenge. If you can write me this fic, then you are seriously the love of my life... *coughs* P.S. If you DECIDED to use the L word (love), then please hold offfff until the last chapter.... I think it'll be a perfect ending, actually.

You'd think there be a bunch of Itachi/Sasuke fics out there. Seriously, how can so LITTLE results for this pairing actually exist? These guys are totally hot. I've only found a HAND full of stories that I dig. My fave is written by Previously_recorded, my mate! LOL (inward joke). But seriously, i'd love it if some of the better authors would start writing more Itachi/Sasuke.... those of you that dont have problem with them being brothers, of course. Also, if you do ever write one please do NOTTTTT! Make Sasuke a crying little bitch. I mean, "The never played Symphonies," which is the fic that previously_recorded wrote, has him portrayed as a whiny little bitch... but it's hard to explain because he's not a COMPLETE whiny little bitch. Ugh, its hard to explain.... DO NOT MAKE ITACHI TELL SAUSKE "I LOVE YOU" in the first fucking chapter! Or even ever??? Why would itachi ever tell his brother such a thing anyway? Right? I'm dying for a fic like this... ugh. I mean... I know I wouldn't be able to write it because im a sucker for the L word... lol But someone PLEASE WRITE ME A GOOD UCHIHACEST fiction that keeps them in CHARACTER (for the most part), and make it loonnnggg... and UPDATE FREQUENTLY, not like bitch with NPS that never updates... *glares at mate*. LOL anyways... Rant over...

Bah, I agree for the most part that yaoi fics trying to bring out this relationship do end up, most of the time, bringing them out of character. Someone above me said (or below me... and cant remember their name) that it's probably a good idea if most writers took into consideration that they are NINJA'S! They're supposed to be rough, harsh, they kill if they have to, and they like to fight, and they grew up in a harsh world... I am a huge fan of yaoi and I'll admit that I love Naruto as an Uke... And I guess I've tagged along for this ride as well. But for the most part, we have to admit that this is FANFICTION, and thats what it's all about. Having our fave characters live out what WE want them to do... It wouldn't be possible, agreed, but if it rocks your world for an hour or so, why not? Also, I think it has alot to do with the fact that MOST of the yaoi writers are WOMEN, at least on this stie, and I think that has a lot to do with the issue.... *cough cough* So yeah, I agree, Sasuke would never speak sweet nothings into Sasuke's ear... and Naruto would never "suffer" immensly because Sasuke decided to fuck someone else and left him for a prettier boy. Whatever. The point is to get kicks out of what you write... make your fantasies a reality in your fiction... make what you want to see happen... and if you're any good at it, ha, get reviews, right? Bah... rant over! Oh, and I'm starting to LIKE Sakura... lol, for whoever said that almost all yaoi fans hate the girls... But you have to admit, she use to be completely USELESSSSSS!