[I Am...]

I am

You are

We are too.

...

...

Ahem..

I am home from a long day.

I am happy to be alive.

I am about to devour my dinner.

I am gone.

[I Have Never....]

I cannot count how many times I got kicked out of a public place...

"You can't shine that laser pointer on the screen.."

"Don't play poker in the back of the classroom.."

Ya know what's a real crime? ... Murder..

I digress.

I have never been east of the Rocky Mountains.

[Count To Infinity]

9413...

[Favorite Color]

Favorite color...

I would have to say.. grue.

Green and blue rock my socks... but teal is no bueno.. Sorry went latin for a minute.. or did I?

I digress.

Green = good, Blue = good

Thus..

Grue = Very good?

[I Have Never....]

I can't do a cartwheel so save the Pope's life.

I would have learned to drive a shift if it weren't for that nagging laziness.

I have never been in a fist fight.

["If my parents found out I..." -Game-]

If my parents found out I wrecked my van, thay would make me wish it had crippled me. (that's just the beginning ^^)

[I Am...]

I am just leaving for work.

I am wondering what to eat for breakfast.

I am still working on that Rubik's cube.

[The Outrageous Claim Thread]

Oh Yeah? Well I can eat a cake in 10 seconds!

I can blow stuff up with my mind!

[I Am...]

I am sitting here stuck on Disgaea fighting Uber Prinny Baal.

I am so hungry I could eat a herd of sheep.

I am so sick of this laptop I am going to throw it into the river.

[I Have Never....]

I have never solved a Rubik's cube.

[what the hell is going on?!]

Snarky comment interjection here.

-- Too many chefs spoil the pot.

Shiro