magusfang

I got up this morning and saw a large ball of fire in the sky, it frightened me so I went back to bed!

Went to a funeral today, I really hate funerals!

When you're mad, count to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch - no one expects that!

I'm home...yeah! all i can say is do not take your flush toilet for granted!

Bored out of my mind waiting for my bird so I can get out of this hell hole...it's hot and smells bad here