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  3. Hallo kann mir jemand auf Deutsch helfen wie ich German Fanfics finde

    in Archive Tech Support

    Posted

    Ich danke ihnen hat mir schon sehr weiter geholfen kann mann die Geschichten auch irgendwie downlowden als TXT oder epub ???

    oder muss ich immer jedes Kapitel einzeln mit Strg & C auf meinen Ebook reader ziehen ??

    Thx noch mal

    Ah-

    Sie müssen STRG & C verwenden. Wir haben nicht die Funktion müssen Sie.

    Danke für Ihre Zeit,

    hitagashi

    AFF Archive Moderator

    20 Februar 2012

    19:43

  5. Archive Registration & Profile editing down til Thursday

    in Fiction Archive Updates

    Posted

    Also ich weiß nicht so recht, bis jetzt gefällt mir die Umstellung überhaupt nicht.

    Gerade war ich dabei eine Story zu uppen und dann war alles weg.

    Wie komme ich jetzt an meine Geschichten heran?

    Hello, Guest--

    Just to be clear, I am the only one who speaks any German whatsoever. Unfortunately, my German is a bit rusty and I'm not quite grasping what you're saying here. From what I can understand, you don't much care for the change. This has something to do with your stories not being there (and possibly your profile). IF this is the case, please be aware there are various reasons for that. If you were under the age of 18 when you posted your stories and signed on, you were, sadly, deleted. This is a site run in America and therefore follows American laws.

    However, if you're only referring to the old profile editing features, then no, you can't update or change anything. As the old profiles are obsolete, amending and making them nice isn't going to happen. If neither of these are your problems, it would be better to speak in English so we don't get confused over what you're saying in instances like this.

  6. Fooooood!

    in Aimless Babble

    Posted

    I would share the recipes but they are top secret. And beautiful. And family. But if you bother the mother beast she'll consider it. But here, pictures.

    2011-12-24_14-31-53_420.jpg

    This is our spanakopita. It's a Greek spinach pastry.

    2011-12-24_14-32-19_313.jpg

    And here's kolacky. Which is a Polish shortbread cookie. Fillings seen: peach, apple, poppy seed, and blueberry.

    2011-12-24_14-32-32_800.jpg

    This is called kourabiedes. You might have once seen it bastardized on Kitchen Nightmares.

    2011-12-24_14-32-44_421.jpg

    Baklava. All ours. No sharing. Ours. Ours, ours, ours. So yeah.

    Be jealous.

  7. silly youtube stuff

    in Aimless Babble

    Posted

    I have one word for you all before you watch: DESU

    Now let me explain, Kagami Kawaiine is a parody of all recolor "weeaboo" Vocaloids made by sango312 (aka Cover-P) on YouTube. This includes the Pitchloids, where the entire song is pitched and not the Vocaloid voice only in a song. She's used to make fun of all the Mary Sue recolors that show up. Her voice is in Gakupo's g5 range with a gender factor of -64 (which inverses the masculine tone), breathiness of -30, brightness of 30, clearness of 30 and opening of -15 to give her the most amazing chipmunk voice you will ever hear.

    Her catch phrases are: "I am kawaii", "desu", "I'm better than Miku", "Miku sucks ass", anything having to do with insulting Miku and "Neko desu" (with a variant being "kawaii neko" or "kawaii neko desu").

    I think that's all I can say other than: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

    Ask the Tightbottoms

    in General RP

    Posted

    Dear Mrs. Tightbottom,

    I hate to bug you but I once again need your help.

    Last night, just as I was about to go to sleep, I heard a tapping noise at my window. Now at first I passed it off as nothing. And then suddenly it became a pounding. At. My. Window. Now I don't know about you but I would think it was rude to damn near break a window in the middle of the night. At any other time of day I'm fine with it, my windows and doors get broken in a lot. Stupid do-gooders trying to stop me from doing what I do.

    Anyway, I went to the window and opened it only to find a damn package on my balcony. Now normally, I would take the package inside to check it but it was three o'clock in the damn morning, I was tired and I didn't want to wait. So I opened it and as I was about to take off the lid it fucking exploded. My balcony rail is missing a good chunk (because even at three a.m. I am nowhere near stupid enough to actually hold a damn mysterious package) and my favorite suit (because I had yet to change) is practically ruined.

    By the way, have you any idea how hard it is to use a machine to petrify wood? It's not easy and all my hand rails and banisters and the like are made of wood I petrified myself. Now I have to tear down that entire hand rail to rebuild the damn thing.

    To put it simply, not long after, I got a note saying:

    I know you killed them and I won't stop til your ded.

    Not only is that an English teacher's worst nightmare, but I must say I actually am kind of frightened. I've never... been bombed in the middle of the night before. Evil Stepmothers be willing, I would hope this was a mistake... or I might have to ask... the good guys. -shudders-

    Please tell me you can help,

    Evil Genius Larry, M.D.

    Ask the Tightbottoms

    in General RP

    Posted

    Dear Mrs. Tightbottom,

    IT WORKED! She's going for it as we speak. I think she just likes the taste of cat and snake... I have a camera showing her movements.

    As for her being a Sue, I looked up what you were talking about and finally pinpointed exactly what type she is. I have a fear that she might be a Black Hole Sue and... dear sweet poison apples, SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

    I feel so very happy. I'm actually tearing up. I can see her twitching too....

    I should drop some acid on her... just to be sure.

    Never mind, Sebastien did it for me. Her eyes even melted. I'm... rather happy now. I think I should celebrate by making the Jabberwocky. That would be good. Set it on the people in her home town. Make them leave me alone.

    I've sent you her eyes, they should be there shortly. I hope you don't mind my finding where you lived on my own to send it but I'm very thankful for all your advice.

    Hoping this is the end,

    Evil Genius Larry, M.D.

    Ask the Tightbottoms

    in General RP

    Posted

    Dear Mrs. Tightbottom,

    I am currently writing this from the safety of my lab, more specifically, my chemical lab. I can here that woman pounding on my door and trying to get in but it's failing. But before I continue I have a bit of a story for you.

    Earlier today I was out and gathering some of my plants needed for the new acid I developed in my garden and all of a sudden I heard Sasha screeching. My cat doesn't screech. He thinks it's rude. Or so he says on a thrice daily basis. So for a second I thought I was hearing things and then he comes racing past me with my snake Sebastien in tow. For a second I was confused until that damned woman came running over the hill I have my garden hidden behind with a fork and knife in hand.

    Now I'm sure she's just a bit mess up in the head but when a woman chases a damn anaconda and a cat that can talk (one of my favorite technological advances as of yet) while sparkling and trespassing all at once I become disturbed.

    I haven't talked of her father for the most of this thing because... he fell into an acid vat all on his own. It wasn't even satisfying! He didn't even let me have the joy of pushing him in myself!

    As for where I found her, I'm not quite sure. I think I was shopping for groceries and she found me. At first she was actually interesting. But then she followed me home.

    Followed me home.

    Hoping you can tell me why this woman isn't falling into my acid vats or into my trap doors,

    Evil Genius Larry, M.D.

    P.S. Sasha told me to tell you this: If you help me out of this situation, you will officially be his best friend.

    Ask the Tightbottoms

    in General RP

    Posted

    Dear Mrs. Tightbottom,

    I had to resort to killing her in an acid vat. She was immune to the god damn fire. IMMUNE. Somehow her eyes didn't melt but the brain's gone and her eyes are beneath quite a few others in one of my many jars of dark blue eyes. One day I might send them to you as a souvenir and as thanks, but maybe after I finish writing my porn.

    But now I have a problem for you once again: her parents are coming after me and wondering where she is. I've tried blowing them off and tried being cross with them but it's not working. I'm once again at my wit's end and need your help with this most troubling case. Her father's even begun to sneak into my room at night to do something though I'm not sure what and his mother won't leave my front door. She tried to break in to kill and eat one of my cats earlier and the only reason Sasha's safe is because he doesn't appreciate even me touching him.

    Please tell me you have advice for getting rid of these people,

    Evil Genius Larry, M.D.

    P.S. Did I forget to mention her mother sparkles? It's fucking disturbing.

    Ask the Tightbottoms

    in General RP

    Posted

    Dear Mrs. Tightbottom,

    I probably forgot to say it but I did refer them to 4chan. And they keep talking to me in a mix of Japanese and English. Their weeaboo speech is driving me insane. They keep calling me things like "sugoi desu ne" and telling me "aishiteru". What am I supposed to do? They keep trying to tell me they love me too much.

    They've said they're going to marry me someday and that they're waiting expectantly for their ring even! It's terrifying!

    This is getting out of hand,

    Evil Genius Larry, M.D.

    Ask the Tightbottoms

    in General RP

    Posted

    Dear Mrs. Tightbottom,

    I have a problem. This person insists they're my best friend and won't shut up. They also speak in weeaboo terms. I need to know how to deal with them so I can write more porn and work on my global take over.

    Thoroughly annoyed,

    Evil Genius Larry, M.D.

  22. Glowing reviews for very bad fiction?

    in Writers' Corner

    Posted

    Because I have to put in my two cents, here I am.

    As a writer: I appreciate all reviews, no matter what type. However, I do not approve of the flaming and trolling. If you cannot tell a person how to improve I see no point in reviewing a story. This isn't to say I want only tips on improvement. I like reviews that tell me how to improve as much as I love the ones that really say nothing constructive at all. As a writer, I think a review is a review and getting one makes me happy.

    As a reader: I like to think before I review. While I rarely review to avoid coming off as rude and to avoid sending the wrong message, I still like to know how I can review by reading the other reviews and the story itself to see the responses. I love the way there is no content control on this site, QCing, after all, is something that I find rather offensive. AFF was made to not be QCed and I like the way it's kept just that way.

    As a mod: We have to be a bit sensitive to both readers and writers because we don't want any hissy fits or anything. The work load is large enough as it is and when you add QCing and other things like that to the load that Mom (DG) has already, you make it harder on the others of the mod team as well because we all do the checking on stories and such.

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