Following the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto decides that, after saving the world and effectively ending war for the foreseeable future, he'll try something more normal, like just having a simple romantic relationship. And, well, even though he probably picked up some experience on the trip with Jiraiya (like he'd let his godson remain as clueless as he was), he's more or less got nothing to draw on as far as actual relationships go, since they were always on the move. Luckily, there's what seems li