Poll for the Male and Female Ukes

[Shinju]

Please excuse the raunchiness of the question, but me and guy friend are having an argument as to which people prefer.

[Ginevra]

I am assuming, pardon the pun, that since you used the term "uke" you are referring to receiving anal sex. In that case, I'd have to pick the 4-6 inch category...somewhat small to average. Should you be referring to the other, it would be more like 6-8 inches, average to well, but not excessively endowed, -- if you must put a number on it.

It's usually a dead give away that a story was written by a male when the character's penis is actually described in terms of inches or centimeters....

[Acal]

Such technical specs sort of detract from the story for some reason female writers can put more 'steam' into their writing

[DarkInuLord]

I feel more self conscious than ever now, thanks to this poll.... =_= God, as if guys didn't have enough to worry about, now I have to worry that I'm TOO BIG?

:: Dies a little, inside. ::

[Kanashii]

WTF is an "Uke"???

Or maybe I don't want to know. If it has to do with anal sex, ah...Um. Well that is something I don't do or recieve. Not a turn on of mine.

As for penis size of a partner...well...It's what they do with it and the fantasies they can weave... Ya know...the sex games you play with your partner. (BDSM, romance, whatever floats yer boat).

[Guest Agaib]

Definition

Its an overly used, I think, literary device that doesn't really do much to describe realistic homosexual relationships. Many people who write slash fiction have characters take on the "Uke" and "Seme" roles. Evidently some people find it pleasing, however. Thats fine with them I suppose.

[Terri]

7-9 for me, either way. What can I say? I'm (typically) partial to 7-inchers lol

[DarkInuLord]

7-9 for me, either way. What can I say? I'm (typically) partial to 7-inchers lol

Woo, my size range is preferred by one person.... :: laughs ::

But no seriously, this poll made me die a little inside. :c

[Guest Zyx]

Such technical specs sort of detract from the story for some reason female writers can put more 'steam' into their writing

excuse you?

gender doesn't really affect writing skills to my knowledge

[DarkInuLord]

excuse you?

gender doesn't really affect writing skills to my knowledge

Though you CAN tell if a writer is male or female, (Or a virgin... Lol) by the way they write.

Like, I start to laugh when a writer will say something about the couple "SCREAMING" eachother's names, or mention something about them seeing a blinding light upon peaking. Never once have I screamed, or seen light. Nor do I know anyone who.. Well no, I know a screamer, but I don't know anyone who's seen bright light, unless they were being raped by aliens.

[Shinju]

Woo, my size range is preferred by one person.... :: laughs ::

But no seriously, this poll made me die a little inside. :c

Didn't mean to make you feel bad, its just that there was a poll on boob size and me and my friend were discussing penises and such.

Personally for me, I can't take anything over four inches, but that's just because I have inner muscular problems. My last bf was about 6 or 7 in (and he thought he was too SMALL for Christ's sake!) and it nearly killed me! Makes it hard for me to proposition people to have one night stands, yeah, that's an excellent pickup line, "Hello, I think you're hot. Would your penis happen to be four inches or below?" Needless to say I've stopped having sex entirely. Which is probably why I'm thinking about it entirely too much . . .

[DarkInuLord]

Didn't mean to make you feel bad, its just that there was a poll on boob size and me and my friend were discussing penises and such.

Personally for me, I can't take anything over four inches, but that's just because I have inner muscular problems. My last bf was about 6 or 7 in (and he thought he was too SMALL for Christ's sake!) and it nearly killed me! Makes it hard for me to proposition people to have one night stands, yeah, that's an excellent pickup line, "Hello, I think you're hot. Would your penis happen to be four inches or below?" Needless to say I've stopped having sex entirely. Which is probably why I'm thinking about it entirely too much . . .

Naw, it's fine... It's just that, well... My girlfriend is a virgin. :: Cough hope she doesn't see this cough :: And yeah, I AM well... Above average size, so it makes me really nervous, being 'too big' for most girls and all... I really think that was more than you all needed to know. XD

[Shinju]

Naw, it's fine... It's just that, well... My girlfriend is a virgin. :: Cough hope she doesn't see this cough :: And yeah, I AM well... Above average size, so it makes me really nervous, being 'too big' for most girls and all... I really think that was more than you all needed to know. XD

I'm sure if she loves you she'll love your penis too. That's just the way girls are. Most guys I know want to be 8in or more and as big around as a can of coke because that's what they see in porn. Okay, maybe not a can of coke, but you get the idea.

[DarkInuLord]

I'm sure if she loves you she'll love your penis too. That's just the way girls are. Most guys I know want to be 8in or more and as big around as a can of coke because that's what they see in porn. Okay, maybe not a can of coke, but you get the idea.

Reminds me of my father. =_= Once he turned 50, all he would do all day was compare his penis to large objects, I think it was a mid life crisis, but he's still doing it, and it's been years now.

But really, sometimes I wish I wasn't so well endowed... I actually had an idea for a new story after reading this thread, and it was going to be based on my first time, and how awkward it was because of my 'size'.

[Ginevra]

Don't worry too much about being "too big." Honestly, there are "size queens" out there of both genders. And normal women with no medical issues can stretch to accommodate anything that isn't absolutely ghastly in size.

Patience, lots of foreplay, and lube will help.

Average length is about 6 inches, if ya'll didn't know. Seven is above, but well within most ladies' tolerance

I did once run into "too big" to get me off. It just was uncomfortable enough that I just couldn't get there...But I had to try it twice, just to prove it to myself. That was in my much, much younger days -- about 20 years old and enjoying a new "toy" away from home and my parents. I suspect now, after having had two children and quite a bit more experience, things would be very different.

[DarkInuLord]

I s'pose that makes me feel a little better.... Not much though.

[Terri]

Woo, my size range is preferred by one person.... :: laughs ::

But no seriously, this poll made me die a little inside. :c

lol Let's just say I got to find out a while back what's "too big" for me - which is why I keep the "extra large" boys in my porn and the "average" sized guys in my "preferred in bed" list lol

But yeah, I've known guys who feel your pain. I think I scared off at least 5 when they asked how big my then vibe was and I told them... it was only 8.5 and yet they were too intimidated to stick around