Guest Zyx Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 I too, am gnawing at Velvet D Coolette's leg. Meaning I can be in more than one place at a time, I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I'm a 30 foot tall werewolf so I'm chewing on Godzilla's leg. With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I fought Chuck Norris and lived and I also invented inventing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempestuous Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I have a pet T-rex which I ride on the weekends - traffic is so difficult to stomp through on work days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I punched out Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Im sleeping with alan rickman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I am alan rickman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 i can sing opera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I can sing opera songs backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I really am a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I am the love child of Tim Curry and Willam Shatner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 i can eat 50 tacos and not get sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I can smell like strawberries and can pee gingerbeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 was supposed to be casted in 2 girls one cup but wasnt 'perky' enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Was the guy in charge of casting and you were indeed not perky enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Loves orgies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I was part of Ogre Orgies 1, 2, and 26 (anyone who gets what that is from shall get a cookie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I am the queen of pokemon battling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I made love to a gardevior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I want bulbasur to use his vine whip on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Just read on Yahoo news that Great White Sharks, favorite music is AC/DC the vibrations causes them to gather to appreciate the beat....works even better than bloody Chum! It may be outrageous, but true! Cal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I Once tamed a great white shark and taught it to sing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kagome26isawsome Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I can have sex while doing a handstand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I can punch out superman and out smart batman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I Once tamed a great white shark and taught it to sing I wouldn't put it past you, you probably gave him a hickey too and took his virginity too! Cal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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